Share your favoritef classic funny threads!

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Does that mean that something has happened to the 18"DHIBJD?
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We have it in reserve, so we can leave it out in plain view in the event of our ever going through with our murder-suicide pact. :stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]
Quelle dommage!
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Nice one!

Definitely Vampires vs. Athiests was my favorite. Probably because I got Der Trihs in a tizzy over nothing. He’s allright though.

I just remembered another one of Scylla’s classic threads: His problems when he prepares for the wrong kind of wandering herbivore.
Yes, it’s like a wandering monster, but with more manure.

Let us not forget Homer’s magical voyage

[QUOTE=CoBa]
Let us not forget Homer’s magical voyage
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I’ve never seen that before.

:dubious:

Woman behold thy daughter, daughter thy mother, & BOTH OF YOU LOSE MY NUMBER! -Sampiro

Projammer introduced me to the board and would speak highly of Sampiro’s gift of writing - how could I possibly disagree?!

[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect]
I’ll start off with the guy who played a big part in me joining the SDMB, Master Wang-Ka:

A Christmas collection

The Subtle Tortures of the Vlork

Ka-BOOM!

The Horror of Toobs
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I [heart] this dude. Any chance of getting him to re-up?

Well, he’s selling a book of his stories somewhere, so buying a copy might help.

[QUOTE=CoBa]
Let us not forget Homer’s magical voyage
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Oh man, that’s awesome!

I know I’ve posted this before in similar threads, but when I need a laugh, I sometimes go back and read Would you shoot child and kill your child in this situation? (It’s a lot funnier than the title might suggest, I promise.)

[QUOTE=CoBa]
Let us not forget Homer’s magical voyage
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Mackdonna handheld shoehorn butterhorse! That was awesome. So was the Monkey Butler one which unfortunately seems to have disappeared into the mists of time.

There was a thread, in which someone pitted his brother for playing a trick with two christmas decorations. I think one was just a Santa head, (Santa Head of Doom?) and the other was a dancing Santa. He rigged them to set each other off and scared the she-it out of the poster.

I laughed like a fool over this discussion about goose, which also saw another minor meme get started.

Here’s one of my personal favorites: I stuck my wedding ring up my nose.

Man’s Inhumanity To Man {With Carrots} always cracks me up.

[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect]
Well, he’s selling a book of his stories somewhere, so buying a copy might help.
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Any details?

Not that I can remember. I was hoping someone else still had the link.

The infamous meltdown of Beryl_MoonCalf

will always be waaay up there for me. It’s just… stunning, complete with incoherent babble.

[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect]
Not that I can remember. I was hoping someone else still had the link.
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This may be it.

That’s the one, thanks!