We have it in reserve, so we can leave it out in plain view in the event of our ever going through with our murder-suicide pact. 
Nice one!
Definitely Vampires vs. Athiests was my favorite. Probably because I got Der Trihs in a tizzy over nothing. He’s allright though.
I just remembered another one of Scylla’s classic threads: His problems when he prepares for the wrong kind of wandering herbivore.
Yes, it’s like a wandering monster, but with more manure.
I’ve never seen that before.
:dubious:
Woman behold thy daughter, daughter thy mother, & BOTH OF YOU LOSE MY NUMBER! -Sampiro
Projammer introduced me to the board and would speak highly of Sampiro’s gift of writing - how could I possibly disagree?!
I [heart] this dude. Any chance of getting him to re-up?
Well, he’s selling a book of his stories somewhere, so buying a copy might help.
Oh man, that’s awesome!
I know I’ve posted this before in similar threads, but when I need a laugh, I sometimes go back and read Would you shoot child and kill your child in this situation? (It’s a lot funnier than the title might suggest, I promise.)
Mackdonna handheld shoehorn butterhorse! That was awesome. So was the Monkey Butler one which unfortunately seems to have disappeared into the mists of time.
There was a thread, in which someone pitted his brother for playing a trick with two christmas decorations. I think one was just a Santa head, (Santa Head of Doom?) and the other was a dancing Santa. He rigged them to set each other off and scared the she-it out of the poster.
I laughed like a fool over this discussion about goose, which also saw another minor meme get started.
Here’s one of my personal favorites: I stuck my wedding ring up my nose.
Man’s Inhumanity To Man {With Carrots} always cracks me up.
Any details?
Not that I can remember. I was hoping someone else still had the link.
The infamous meltdown of Beryl_MoonCalf
will always be waaay up there for me. It’s just… stunning, complete with incoherent babble.
This may be it.
That’s the one, thanks!