The anchors on CNBC have been joking about the “wardrobe malfunction” comment all morning. I haven’t encountered any other jokes yet, but after Letterman (and unfortunately Leno) are on tonight, I’m sure more jokes will be out there. How long of a shelf life are we looking at for this thing? The rest of the week? After this week’s elections will it be overshadowed? But anyway, what are the jokes out there? I can’t believe there isn’t an email of jokes circulating yet (or that I haven’t received it).
The tit sees it’s shadow seems to be all over the place.
2nd round could be “that much silicone/saline hasn’t been exposed since–”
Followed by Victoria’s secret isn’t a secret,or variations with other bra manufacturers.Haven’t kept up with those ads in years.Don’t know their taglines.
The old Maidenform?ads "I dreamed I was–,would have been all over the place with I dreamed I lost my bra at the Superbowl.
“Don’t do that nipple piercing, princess, somebody could chip a tooth on that.”
I believe she wanted revenge on all those guys who signed up for The Lingerie Bowl.
Janet wanted to one-up the Madonna-Britney kiss.
The increased buzz will be worth the fines for (*) on television.
I don’t believe the apologies at all.
Did ya hear that the groundhog saw his shadow?
I guess that means it’ll be six weeks before we see Janet Jackson’s other boob.
When Jessica Simpson came out (AKA the dumbest person on the planet) my daughter chimed in with “Welcome to the World’s Series” 
Steve Sommers of WFAN (660 AM, New York) had a hilarious monologue on the subject last night aroung 6:30. Amongst the lines I recall are
“It’s good to see that plastic surgery has been kind to at least one member of the Jackson family.”
“Justin Timberlake made the best one-handed grab in the Super Bowl”
I wish I had that whole monologue on tape.
In the “Let It Out” column in this morning’s (Feb. 4, 2004) Indianapolis Star :
“The biggest boob I saw on the Super Bowl show was George W. Bush.”
Janet Jackson released a single today…
One other line I just remembered:
“Justin Timberlake must have been playing for the Patriots, because if he were a Panther, Fox would have had him go for two.”