Here’s a good news item. Sharon “Basic Instinc” Stone has uncrossed her legs to raise $1,000,000 in five minnutes. I just heard her on the radio and it was great. She totally upstaged 100s of grey men in grey suits and raised money for a good cause instead of just droning on and on about how difficult it is to raise money. Good for you Ms. Stone. 
$1 mil in just 5 minutes? Doesn’t that beat Bill Gates?
Well… yes, but he doesn’t have a magic beaver as an assistant. He’s just got Steve Ballmer.
Not bad.
Ah, but if Mr. Ballmer had attended Oregon State…