Shave Chewbacca and you have yourself Shaquille O'Neal

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1

I just watched Star Wars for the first time since it came out and, lo and behold, a hairy Shaq was playing Chewbacca. I swear they look like twins.

2

I, um, think you’re right. So, where was Shaq during the shooting of Star Wars?

3

He was busy being five.

4

nah… Chewie has a MUCH stronger grasp on the english language