Sit on your heels in the shower
Soap up
Hold your butt cheek in one hand and pull it to the side, use the razor lengthwise, front to back, then back to front…
Same thing on the other side
Then do your best to go inside to outside, and try to cross from one side to the other. It can be done, but it is hard…
As for the don’t you shower person:
Yes of course, but that shower fresh feeling lasts, at most, an hour. And even 30 minutes later, I do not want to put my nose in that hair. Nope. Besides, hair is irritating, ugly, and gets in the way. It’s an all-win situation to shave it off.
And if OpalCat’s directions weren’t clear enough, there are plenty of how-to videos and magazines available. At least I’m assuming people are buying copies of Bald Beavers and Shaving Tails for instructional purposes.
OpalCat, hey, my female friend just did that right in front a few months back. Weird. Is there like some instruction manual around that people learn this from?
i’ve never been with a shaved woman, and after reading what everyone has to say, i’m depressed. i’ve missed out on so much. also, hearing how much women like a shaved man made me want to do it to myself. too bad i don’t have an SO to share the new me with…thank you everyone, i’ve been very enlightened.
I’ve never shaved/been shaved myself, but have provided extensive grooming services for lady friends.
WAHL makes a very compact beard trimmer for travelers…great for rough bush-whacking.
REMINGTON makes a small battery operated travel razor that actually works quite well for attaining that final surface texture. Don’t know if Remington’s “Close as a blade or your money back” promise is valid for non-facial hair use, but it might make for an entertaining letter to the manufacturer.
Due to the vibrations of electric razors, shaving your partner can be quite entertaining.
As far as plucking scrotum hairs…what the hell did you think it would feel like. Getting them caught in a zipper is bad enough.
I still have the scar to show my experience from the one time an electric razor went anywhere near my nether regions. The damned thing caught a chunk of skin in it and ripped it right out. Luckily, the skin was on the upper part of my bikini line, and not in a more sensitive area, but still. That’ll never be happening again. It’s worse than using a disposable razor. The best thing to use to shave is a Gillette Mach 3 and a lot of moisturizing body wash or shave lotion.
For the past 24 hours, I had to wear a so-called “Holter Box” which registers your heart rate. It’s basically a walkman strapped to your belt, with 7 electrodes (that a word ? I mean the sensor thingies) attacjed to various parts of yuor chest.
Don’t worry too much about my ticker, it’s basically a check-up, I’m quite alright.
HOWEVER.
They had to shave parts of my chest in order to make the sensor thingies stick well enough for them not to fall of in 2 minutes.
Result one: I look like a spotted hyena now
Result two: AAAARRGGH !!! This itches like HELL ! I finally know what all you shavers go through. It’s terrible !
The girlfriend was quite enthusiastic, wanted to shave it all off - she hates hair, and I have lots of it
I said NO F***CKING WAY. This itching is just TOO MUCH.
Oh, and I’m terribly sorry about the horrible spelling in my last post: it’s just that typing with one hand makes errors occur more rapidly. Hell, I need the other hand for SCRATCHING right now !
Personally, I have never really thought of shaving off my pubic hair. After I read this though, I started to think about, and you know what, that is some crazy crap for guys. Frankly, I can barely shave my face. Everytime I do it, I cut myself. Sometimes bad, other times, just a nick. Either way, that could be bad if I cut myself in the pubic region. Especially if I caught the sack and rip. Anyway, I think that I am going to go cry in a corner now. That thought is terrible. Goodnight all.
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I shaved em’ once last year because when I’d work my underwear band would get caught in them and it would hurt like hell trying to get untangled. I’ll never do that again… it gave me a rash!!! AARRRRGGGHHH!!! Do you have any idea what a pubic rash feels like??? Oh dear God! Two weeks of constant aloe treatment. Yeesh.
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I shaved the pubs once, but felt the upkeep would be more than I wanted to get involved with. Besides, I am one of those “almost granola” (old 80’s term) women, and shaving my legs is difficult enough.
I am an avid armpit shaver, but shaving any other body part requires too much time and even the legs itch after a few days! Come winter time I become Grizzly Adam’s woman…screw shaving, too much time for shaving and moisturizing…sides the one time I did it (pube shaving), it itched like hell…no more.
BTW, I have had many men that are turned on by a woman that is hairy, and I am hairier than many…seems I just said too much about my sexual lifestyle!
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Well, all this talk, plus renting “Henry and June” which is about Anais Nin, and her encounter with Henry Miller in Paris in the ‘30s got me thinkin’ what the hell, so I gave it a try. Very interesting feeling, being smooth, alas I have no one to share it with at the moment. I don’t thinkit’s for me in the sense that the upkeep is too much, I can barely shave my face enough to look professional. When I was younger, I thought it looked pretty hot on a girl, but I find that visual stuff doesn’t work me up as much these days.
OTOH, like techchick said, I like hairy women just fine, I don’t even care if they shave their armpits or not.
Larry
I (a guy) have shaved bare, and it feels great.
It can get itchy after a few days if you don’t keep it up. I normally keep the main mane trimmed to a length using a beard trimmer (works great, and the guard keeps you from even getting the blade close to your skin) and shave the scrotum with a blade. I’ve never cut myself, and nothing is more likely to get your balls in a girl’s mouth like Drain’s… and that’s a feeling you don’t want to miss.
I shave… I’ve been doing it so long now that I can’t imagine NOT shaving…
It hadn’t occured to me to ask Bob if he would shave or trim…Hmmmmmm…
I HATE picking pubic hairs out of my teeth, or trying to cough one out of my throat (makes my cats look at me… after all, aren’t THEY responsible for the hairballs in the house??)
I prefer women shaved also… <G>
OK, so God created me; so he has control over me; so he has no right to bitch about anything I do.
I cannot believe I’m replying to this, but I just can’t resist. Please stop all the shaving!!! I seem to be the only one who finds the hair down there really sexy. My SO has long, curly hair on top and bottom. I love it all. It feels so good both with my hands, and yes, my tongue. As for the hygiene factor, take an f-ing shower. If you make it a point to keep it clean, it’s not a problem. If you must, you can use the same shampoo you use on your head. Now, back to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress…
