Have you ever let hamsters gnaw on your prolapsed hemorrhoids? It’s not as enjoyable as you may imagine.
A horny young maiden named Jill
used a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina in North Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
Now we know you are not a mathematician - they work it out with a pencil.
Hedge trimmers aren’t much better :mad:
Now let’s not get hasty here - I have actually used a Dremel for home dental work, successfully.
[spoiler]OK, it was to file down the nighttime bite guard which didn’t fit quite right.
I even took the bite guard out of my mouth first.[/spoiler]
Am I the only person who came into this thread expecting a discussion of cooking techniques?
In any case - using a sander for makeup removal is not recommended.
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I use a microplane grater to shave my nutmegs.
or OP owes money to Vito and Patsy.
Or maybe Elmo & Patsy…
♫ Shaving my nuts with a cheese grater
Alone in my house on Christmas eve
I’m in pain & wanted to start this Rant’a…
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My LPO in Navy boot camp back in the 80’s would find and take care of offending whiskers left protruding after morning shave with his handy dandy Bic lighter.
It just occurred to me that I can use my new leaf blower* as a blow dryer!
- I only use it sparingly so I don’t piss off the neighbors.
And so at least a few hardy hairs stay in your head? 