Then we can make Midori Slimeballs and Alien Secretion–if I can ever remember those recipes as well. 
Oh god I never though of that… You bring the pointy ears, viva get the ale, Tars bring the women (Kn*ckers ;)) and I’ll go shoot myself.
i’m not sharing the women…
This has to be the best thread ever.
I haven’t laughed this much at something I’ve read since finishing “The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” 
Did someone mention wine women and song? I’m all for that. Can we have pecan pie, too?
And is Porthos invited? God, I hope not.
Also, Wearia, you shouldn’t shoot yourself. Very messy. Much neater to hang yourself… Not that I think you should or anything! Oh that sounded so mean and evil. I’m a bad, bad person.
In other news, I want tequila and chocolate, and I want them NOW.
Kn(funny, weird, confused little thread)ckers
Wearis can take Porthos for a walk while we party.
CP, the Great Compromiser.
My favorite Spock line ever:
In The Cage, the first (unaired 'til much later) pilot for TOS, when the landing party beams back up to the ship after laser-ing the big rock, and they materialize in the transporter room, but Number One and the Yoeman (what a babe she was!) are missing…
Spock looks around and yells:
"THE WOMEN!"
Just thought I’d throw that in here, you know… it’s Trek…
but if Wearia’s all shot up and hanged and stuff, it’s going to be really hard to walk!
Maybe the Panda could help?
AHEM Uh, I’m one of the women too, Blearia. Pay attention, fergodsake.
(I’m just funnin’.)
There will be an exam on Tuesday.
But I don’t know anything about Tuesday!
Bleria? Really people lets be adult about this. carni stop making faces!
viva I had you assigned to bring ale and since you were already coming with the ale why would Tars need to bring you along, hmmmmmm? Gotcha there!
Oh and I figured it out, I’ll hang myself with a rope that will be strung up a pulley then brought down to Porthos’s collar. So, as Porthos walks he will slowly hang me! While I am my hardest critic, I have to say this idea is pure unsaturated genius. I get hung, Porthos gets walked and everyone parties down! Woo!
And since I’m on a role here, how about I add a practice question for the Tuesday quiz?
OK here goes:
- This day comes before Wednsday but after Monday.
*You * assigned me? YOU assigned me?! I take no orders, no advice, no suggestions, no counsel, and certainly no ASSignments!
(I bet I’d suck as a real Starfleet officer. )
There’s always the Klingon Defense Force.
Before Wednesday but after Monday…Can I count on my fingers?
^:)^
You can be Trip.
Trip with breasts, sure… but… that would actually make a good episode.
[runs off to phone Berman}
Been peeking again? Well, he had nipples once–albeit on his arm–so it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch.
Boy, you are so right about Trip. Great character, but he’d be my last choice for a first officer!
Now go look up “albeit” before you strain yourself.
He had nipples once?! Did some alien of the week abscond with his or somethin’? I don’t think I’d want to travel in space if I when someone teases me by sayin’ they have my nose, they might really have it. :eek:
Yeah, he was attacked by those Phage-plagued guys from Voyager, and then mangled during a transporter test. He just doesn’t remember.
But wasn’t Voyager in the Delta Quadrant…? :dubious: