Shellraiser II - a cautionary tale about cremains

Shellraiser II, or what not to do with your wife-in-law’s remains!!

Stumbled across this one tonight when attempting to find an old link, one that talked about using a cookie jar to hold a dearly-departed loved-one’s ashes.

Typo and I are planning on getting a pair of Pepe Le Pew / Petunia cookie jars. However, they will be labeled. No sense in setting up this scenario:

Kid: Grammy, can I have a cookie

Me: Sure sweety, they’re in the-
Kid (interrupting): Grammy, there’s nothin’ but crumbs in this cookie jar.