You select one of the hot babes who are drooling all over you and direct your ubiquitous bodyguard to give her a backstage pass so you could “meet” her. Duh.
(Man, I’ve got to quit watching “Behind the Music.”)
Are you kidding? I figured that as hot as they all are they’d just over-power the bodyguard and rush me.
We’re working on it. Some of us are just having a little trouble lacing up our saddle shoes. 
Well, I held back on posting to this thread, since it is no secret that I love and adore my Euty. But now that the secret is out, may I just say that he is an AWESOME father, and loving and giving man, and a very supportive friend? I would keep gushing on and on, but I see he is already speechless and I don’t want to shove him over the proverbial edge.
Besides which, he gives SO much of his limited spare time (I can just hear him now…“Spare time? SPARE TIME? What is this SPARE TIME of which you speak? Hmmmm?”) to this board, both in his moderating duties, and for spearheading our wonderful “Teemings.”
Euty… We LOVE you!
Much Love,
Cheri
PS…I wear Birkenstocks, so I don’t have to lace up ANYTHING. I shall therefore be in a postion to rush said bodyguard immediately. Maybe while I keep him occupied, the rest of you can sneak in and show our Eutykins how very much we love him? Sheesh…the sacrifices I make for this board!
Thanks, Scotti! By all means, you occupy that guard with your cute face and feminine wiles, while the rest rush our dear Eutykins.
:::rushes up to dear, beloved Euty, only to trip on my hem and almost fall out of my low cut dark purple dress::: Blush Ahem. Sorry 'bout that, dear. 
Seriously though, I adore you, Euty. Always have. For way more reasons than I can list here. You’re tops in my book.
{{{{{{{{Euty}}}}}}}}
[hijack] I would just like to point out that immediately prior to my post, the link for this thread (Shhhhh… Don’t tell E-U-T-Y…) was followed immediately by: ** Why spaying and neutering is a good idea.**
I think that’s rather drastic, especially for such a nice guy like Euty…