Shirley Ujest: I Found A Boyfriend For Your 5 Yr Old Daughter!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6927845/

I figure he can come by next Friday night at about 2:00 AM and they can catch the late showing of Racing Stripes at the drive in movie theater.

I guess he took the song “Baby, You Can Drive My Car” a little too literally.
Or maybe he heard “Baby Geniuses 2” had just come out on video.

HAH!
He probably still wets the bed.

True, but then again, wetting the bed has never been a deal breaker for a lot of people on the SDMB.

I guess you could say he’s an ambitious kid. Lots of drive.

this is a little boy who likes to play with his knob.

:::snerk::::I said knob