How about wearing a full length dress instead?
Yay! 
I’ll have to stock up, while there are shirts I can wear without showing my stomach (and everyone should be very grateful that I make efforts not to show my stomach, let me tell you…).
I thought maybe this meant they go into big fat women’s sizes, like I need, but not so that I can tell…?
I know! It’s right across the river!
Wooooooo!
…so…um…how come we don’t see more of it in Windsor? hmph…