Shite happens. Film at Eleven.

That would be aisle 11.

Maybe not the despot, or depot, hows’ about Aisle 11 at 7-11

And when you walk up to Aaron and Brian, the salesmen at 7-11
Tell him you’ll committ arson if you don’t get an aprin.
Or you’ll sell all his s*** at an auction in Great Britain, for 11 billion.
This is as bad as Bush, Dick and a Colon. Not as bad as Clinton’s friends, over 100 felons.

…nevermind.

Is it just me or does this sound like a kinky sex party just waiting to happen?

Artist falls short of his 12-poster commission. He’ll mat eleven.

Photography studio explodes after darkroom accident; studio at 9 Water Street, film at eleven.

:frowning: Me stupid newbie, me not get joke.

I’ve seen Spinal Tap, but surely that’s not what is meant here? I’ve seen people use this ‘at Eleven’ thing in other threads before and didn’t get it then, either.

TTT: During the evening’s normal television, the 11 o’clock news show will run short ads to entice people to stay up and watch the news with lines like, “Fire in Beverly Hills; film at 11.” This was parodied a while back by Chevy Chase on Saturday Night Live by having him look at the camera and say, “I’m not wearing any pants; film at 11.”

These are all puns on the “_____ at 11.” line.

That was the first thing that popped into my head when I started reading this thread. You bastard. That quip should have been mine!

Plus there were similar bits in “Kentucky Fried Movie”. I think I remember one from that was similar to yme’s

I might as well throw another one out:
Ceramic oven with ten item capacity overfilled: kiln at 11.

See if you worked all night like me, you could have been there first :slight_smile:

Ah, thanks for combating my specific Euro-ignorance. That’s what you get from living across the Atlantic.

The no pants/film at eleven gag is from The Kentucky Fried Movie, actually. Along with “The popcorn you’re eating has been pissed in, film at eleven.”

Chevy Chase’s SNL gag was “I’m Chevy Chase, and…”
Followed by various responses, the one most folks remember being, “… you’re not.”

He was also good for suggestive sounding phone calls, interrupted by the beginning of the news cast.

[sub]Did he also use the “film at eleven” bit? I can’t recall now.[/sub]

New Boy Band releases first single at 10:45. Fame at eleven.

Low Riders tint windows, film at 11

Milk, eggs, and vanilla meet at 10, Flan at 11

White Mountain State Park at 10, Flume at 11

Robert DeNiro turns down a movie role. Film at 11.

Jesse makes another one of his assinine comments. Helm at 11.

Log jam in the Pacific northwest. Flume at 11.

Scottish dancers preform exhibition. Fling at 11.

Explosion at brewery. Foam at 11.

Porno spam pop-up, Filth at 11