New plaque outbreak threatening dental health. Film at eleven.
News pre-empted by Hollywood release. Film at eleven.
Pollution infests newsroom fishtank. Film at eleven.
Dopers see chance to whip out witty one-liners. Replies hit eleven.
To photograph a dozen minus one, film at eleven.
Eutychus sneezes. Phlegm at eleven.
Nuclear (AKA nuke-u-lar) freeze gets warm reception, film at 11.
Skeezix reads Euty’s post, needs Alka-Seltzer. Foam at eleven.
Olympic torchlighting ceremony, formerly scheduled at 8 p.m., delayed three hours. Flame at eleven.
Old McDonald comes out of retirement, farm at eleven.
Snopes goes offline, flim-flam at eleven.
SDMB suffers extended crash, mass rioting at eleven (and then some.)
Attractive older woman just left of straight-ahead: MILF at 11.
I feel slightly dirty now, but it was too good to leave in my head…
Doper writes parody song about thread, filk at eleven.
Saints Phillip and Matthew spy for God: Phil, Matt Tell Heaven.
Joe Millionaire’s afterlife spinoff: Film at Hell, Evan.
Digital video at ten; film at eleven
Fred Flintstone caught in tryst with Mrs. Evan Stone: Wilma, tell Evan!
Wall clock needs to be cleaned. Film at 11.
Night session for Photography 100 meeting as scheduled. Film at 11.
I bought a new amp. It goes to 11
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I’m installing new tile in April.Floor on (the)Eleven(th).
IDBB
Somthing in your bathroom may kill you by 10:00, report at 11:00.
Evening milk warming on stove. Film at eleven.
Welcome to home despot. Duck tape and plastic film on isle 11.