Shodan, I know you're too dumb for this Pitting to do any good, but...

I just tried dogs playing poker and failed miserably.

It is a sad planet, a bug planet

[QUOTE=Shodan]
Shouldn’t he be smearing himself with chocolate or framing his effluvia or something?

I don’t know art, but I know what I like.

Regards,
Shodan
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It’s all a matter of taste really, one mans Picasso is another mans poo stain.

[QUOTE=Shodan]
Omegaman, I thought the distinction was a whore is someone who will have sex for money. A slut is someone who will have sex for free, but not with you.
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Actually, I believe the progression is as follows:

Whore…has sex for money.

Slut…has sex with everyone.

Bitch…has sex with everyone but you.

Regards,
SA

:wink:

[QUOTE=Maeglin]
I am kind of comfortable with that. This just reveals the ultimate bankruptcy of the conservative movement, though. We will run out of resources someday. But sadly, we will never run out of people.
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Yeah, but until then conservatism rules, and I like to live the for the moment!

[QUOTE=RTFirefly]
Scylla, I must thank you for posting so often to this thread in your determination to prove that it’s a waste of time. Thank you for the lengths you’re willing to go to fight ignorance. :slight_smile:
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Your thread is still a turd. It’s just that Maeglin’s presence takes the stink off of it.

Hell, we’ve come to agreement on working definitions of conservatism and liberalism, made headway on discussions of marginal utility and efficiency as relates to the relative merits of natural resources versus labor and we were about to discuss the proper wine to serve with broiled salmon (always a conundrum.)

What have you and Shodan accomplished? Hmmmmm?

Orvieto.

[QUOTE=Shodan]

Or, as we call it in the Shodan household, foreplay.

Regards,
Shodan
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Is it autumn already?

Effervescently,

fisha

Dang. Good on ya, Shodan. :wink: (Was just looking at the picture thread.)

[QUOTE=Starving Artist]
Actually, I believe the progression is as follows:

Whore…has sex for money.

Slut…has sex with everyone.

Bitch…has sex with everyone but you.

Regards,
SA

:wink:
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I would only add:

Lesbian…won’t even talk to me.

Regards,
Shodan

[QUOTE=Shodan]
I would only add:

Lesbian…won’t even talk to me.

Regards,
Shodan
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Not to worry my friend, that’s what we’re all here for. :wink:

[QUOTE=Scylla]
Hell, we’ve come to agreement on working definitions of conservatism and liberalism, made headway on discussions of marginal utility and efficiency as relates to the relative merits of natural resources versus labor and we were about to discuss the proper wine to serve with broiled salmon (always a conundrum.)

What have you and Shodan accomplished? Hmmmmm?
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Considering that that’s far more than is accomplished in the usual GD or Pit thread, I’d say we’ve done the estimable service of providing a conducive environment for this intellectual flowering. :slight_smile:

[QUOTE=Shodan]
I would only add:

Lesbian…won’t even talk to me.

Regards,
Shodan
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In that case, I suspect you live in an area nearly entirely populated by lesbians.

[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]
In that case, I suspect you live in an area nearly entirely populated by lesbians.
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Home Sweet Home!

Regards,

A & S