It is Winter, and here in Western PA it’s cold and snowy.
So WHY is there this big ass fly buzzing around my downstairs, driving my cats nuts and getting in my face!
Dammit, what the HELL? Die, you stupid insect! It’s WINTER for cryingoutloud!
::steps out of shadows::
Didn’t you read The Amityville Horror?
::returns to shadows::
Is agent of CheKa, monitoring winter activities of suspected Tsarist supporters. Do not swat.
Olentzero, does this mean i get a fly too? tell it to bundle up, there is 14-16 inches of snow on the ground here.
You already have one. Guinastasia’s is just a rookie, that’s all.
Oh, well, too bad…my cat ate it…hope the Cheka doesn’t mind pictures of the litter box…
Dammit…I thought this was the first Pit thread devoted to me. sniffle nobody hates me 
Fly was only transmission vehicle for cameras. Cameras now attached to back of kitty’s eyeballs, we see you just fine.
So THAT’S why Misty keeps running around like an idiot whenever I go to pet her!
Stupid fly. I told Felix Edmundovich we shouldn’t have sent in a rookie to operate the controls.
Hehehehe…well, Misty didn’t eat it…my father killed it.
Rest assured.
Well, that’s what happens when you have socialized industry…heee!
Now, if you had used Cossacks…
Damn! If only I’d gotten here earlier. I have a great big spider and I’ve been worrying about what she’s going to eat now that it’s winter and all the flies are gone.
maybe our other cat, little bastard, ate the CheKa fly, it would explain why she is always running ang hiding from us !
First your cat ate it, then your father killed it? Sheesh, get your story straight. sigh