And, don’t tell “them” I said this, but some would def be considered Old Age Pensioners…you know, trailers, shopping on teevee and all that.
We all know what people make of themselves when they assume the wrong thing about a group of people. So that’s on them and not us. 
Glad to see you made it here. I kinda miss the Like button too so your not alone in that respect. I just realized they do indeed have a multi-quote feature here so at least there’s that. I feel the need to :smack: myself in the head for not noticing sooner though.
Well, it’s about time you showed up. What took you so long? 
Good morning folks.
Another endless day of Keurig. zzzzz. More so for me than most as I don’t drink coffee. And my email was thrilled to inform me that another laptop TSV is coming up in the next few days. Yippy Skippy :mad:
I confess…Q you’ve broken me…the blueprints to the secret installation are…
They’d get over it.
Oh, undoubtedly. But thanks. 
Saint Mary Beth on the Q with the polar sheets lady. zzzzzz It’s enough to make me miss her being on with VPH, shouting “BEG HOT PECK!” about “Nana’s Box.” Sigh.
What happened to VPH anyway? Does she get stuffed into a closet until next “Harvest” and Xmas decorating time?
For the uninitiated
VPH - Valeria Parr Hill, a home decorating products vendor. on QVC.
BEG HOT PECK! St. MB’s peculiar mispronunciation of “Big Hot Pick”, which she only does occasionally.
Big Hot Pick - one of the Q’s terms for some “special” shit they are trying to unload that particular day.
Whew! Working on that Glossary, I swear!
To all our new members, I bid you welcome to Snarktown.
Please do stay as long as you like, and enjoy the facilities.
There will be cookies and milk in the lobby after 8pm.
Oh, what about all that detritus of in-jokes and silly self-references heaped in the corner? Just ignore all that. We’ll cart it off sooner or later.
Thanks for the welcome, Knorf. 
Ms. Southern Sass Albany opens the presentation with the Keurig Stepford Wife, by holding her in an embrace so close and for such an extended time that it would get a male host fired for sexual harassment right there on air. What is wrong with that woman? Does she think everybody wants her? Well, at least she is an equal opportunity harasser, both male and female, so there is that? 
As far as in-jokes and self-references, I think they’ve got us beat by a country mile.
Regards,
Shodan
I cannot stand Albany and that stupid exaggerated accent of hers. Oh, my stars and garters, indeed.
So it seems. I didn’t realize how deep it went until Honey and I started working on the Glossary. :eek: I think it may truly end up needing to be a thread of its own!
No shit. I heard her voice and went over to my teev to CLICK! her faux corn pone ass off, as usual. But once there, I had to pause for a few minutes to see how long she was going to continue to dry hump…errr…“welcome” the Keurig Stepford Wife. I suppose I should add that the SW seemed into it, though. Unlike some of the male reps I’ve seen Albahorny pounce on.
Good gawd. Josie Maran’s “ARRRGGGONNN OIL!” lip gloss is some runny ass shit! Yeah, I totally want to wear lip gloss that will end up making people think I am either drunk off my ass or bleeding profusely from the mouth.
Welcome newcomers!
100 quatloos for the newcomers!
Wait. Whut? Too soon?
Hey, if you folks ever get around to discussing bad Christmas sweaters, or anything made of wool, we have a long time SDMB member (now a mod) who might be interested. He’s not a mod in this forum but you’ll be acquainted soon enough.
Is it too soon to tell the newcomers that there’s more to this place than just a single thread? Too soon with that as well, huh?
If so, you may want to consider asking the mods to make it a sticky at the top of the page (at least temporarily). That way it will stay where folks can see it easily.
(also welcome, BTW!)
Honey
In reading the last post about Christmas sweaters reminded me of Quacker Factory and the beloved founder Jean Bice or aka Jean Bison. You guys are much more detailed oriented to do that subject true justice. Don’t forget Angel and how Jean’s spirit still lends a hand in the design of everything quacker.
AHA! Finally heard our Ego Elf talk about something that she is obviously NOT an expert in! Not that she realized it, of course. Like she ever does, but…
Vegetarianism. She told us about her “friend” that is nearly a vegetarian. Because she doesn’t eat red meat, “just vegetarian”. Oh, and chicken and fish. So, no, Jane, that doesn’t make her nearly a vegetarian. Whatever that even means. It makes her a person that does not eat red meat. Full stop.
P.S. and btw, I am not a vegetarian, FTR. Or even “nearly” one, although I rarely eat red meat (just because, no special reason) and regularly have and enjoy a lot of “meatless meals.” So the subject doesn’t mean anything to me. Other than remarking on JRT being hersElf.
Thanks for the welcome, Duckster. Not too soon, I’m sure some will work our way out of here, eventually.
Thanks, good suggestion. And for the welcome.
As for food-eaters, we have carnivores, omnivores, veggies, and vegans here, and most of us are happy to make fun of the half-assed veggies like her. You could start a thread in Great Debates questioning their commitment to, um, anything except a shallow understanding of what’s hip. I’d start it, but you’ve been here a few days and it’s time you started making enemies.
Haha! I just thought I’d tag on the “P.S.” to be clear that I wasn’t commenting on* that *whole debate, itself. Just about our tiny raging egomaniac who likes to think she is an expert in all things. Which she’ll either tell you outright, or just talk as if she is.
So I think I’ll wait for now on the making enemies bit. Just because if I’m gonna do it, I want to find a way I can REALLY fvcking do it! BT don’t play. 
Programming alert. In the Kitchen with David (ITKWD) “show” is on QVC now. A Doper somewhere up thread confessed that they get a laugh out of David Venable having foodgasms on TV, IIRC. So just letting him/her know, if they happen to be still reading along. YWIA.
Nice to see that the Snark is still alive and well, even if it had to be transplanted.
No snark, just some observations while catching up on all the posts-
I’ve enjoyed reading the pre-Inquisition posts at the Other Site. Never posted there but the picture of Lisa and her fivehead (sixhead?) was just too good to pass up. Does anyone else think that if you put a few ridges in her forehead, she could pass for a Klingon?
http://wiki.playstarfleet.com/index.php/Klingon
Speaking of leather, the Duchess of Orange has a long way to go before she can even hope to overshadow the real inspiration for those Giggly jackets. The lady who made the style her own long ago not only looks better in them then LaLisa…
…but she has such a strong sense of style that anyone who’s tried to copy any of her styles has failed miserably. LR is just the most recent in a long string of copycats who couldn’t make the cut. Too bad Lisa didn’t learn from her predecessors that there’s only ONE Leather Princess, all the others are doomed to humiliating and often public failure:
And the real Leather Maven - dare we call her the Pigskin Princess? - is also smart enough and hip enough to know that you don’t rock a style by wearing it three sizes too small so that you can’t move, can’t breathe, and have to stand with your legs crossed because that too-tight jacket is trying to squeeze every drop of fluid out of your kidneys. And the real Leather Maven knows how to strut her stuff in 5-inch heels without falling on her ass - rumor has it that she learned the art from Tina Turner.
She also learned that to dazzle in leather, you have to be able to MOVE in it. You have to get up and shake that butt, or would that be shank? You have to hit the dance floor in those 5-inch heels and Shake It Til You Break It! If the QVC Pigskin Princess Wannabee ever tried that in her XXXXXS “leather” jacket, she’d either pass out from lack of oxygen or fall face forward onto the dance floor and be trampled while trying to totter back onto her feet. Hey Lisa, leave the leather to the ones who were* born* to wear it!
