short arm inspection

What is the female military equivalent of a
G.I. "short arm inspection ? "

Short arm? I think in (insert own name here)'s case, it’s more of a “yard arm”.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

“C’mon, it’s not even tomorrow yet…” - Rupert

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‘Manhole inspection’? <shrug>

Carpe diem - Seize the day
Carpe noctem - Seize the night
Carpe cerevisi - Seize the beer

If I remember correctly the correct term was “evaluating the cockpit” a phrase used more by air force personel more than any other branch of the armed forces.