It’s food, so CS.
I’m making hot wings. Since I’ve got the hot oil going, I’m making french fries and tortilla chips too. Well, since I’ve got the oil going…
I just caught two grasshoppers. Biguns. Tossed 'em in. (hey, they ate my corn).
Should I eat 'em? I’m scared. I’ve never eaten bug (knowingly) before. I always wanted to. I missed the cicada thing they had going back east a few years back.
Should I? Uh? Dare me? I might have to have a couple drinks first.
I’m home alone. Shouldn’t leave me home alone with a deep fryer.