Er, that was me. DLG was using my computer to look something up, so I started using his, and, well, the obvious happened. You can also tell it was me, not him, because the writing styles are vastly different.
Anyway, DLG finally called other management cronies once the feeling of my foot inside his butt became too uncomfortable. He’d like me to hush with my rightness now.
I will try not to gloat as he cleans the kitty pan while I have a nice cup of tea.
Whoa there. Are you sure he’s well enough to clean the litterbox?? 
I am most definately not well enough to ever clean the kitty box
Ok, I talked to my boss’s boss. He wants me nowhere near the restaurant for a few days. Joy. Now I have several days to sit around and hear my wife’s gloating about being right. I sense a Pit post coming on in the next couple of days. Stay tuned.
And the cat box is cleaned.
To all those who care, I had pinkeye. I didn’t have strep. I had Mono. What fun what fun. And I am back at work finally after 3 weeks. Just so you know. And I still hate cleaning the kitty pan.
OMG, the vision of Dr Love Gun apparently flipping out and yelling at himself was priceless, simply priceless. Love it! DrLoveGun, glad you’re feeling better - hope little **Tinkleberry ** & **Inkleberry ** are well too.
Sadly, you may have exclusive kitty pan duties until July… 
Ooooh, I know what THAT means!!! Are you going to reveal the Best Excuse Ever for avoiding the kitty pan?!
(Although, frankly, there were times when I felt that my husband wasn’t really in tune with how often the kitty pan needs to be cleaned. But I just did it last week! The cats were practically cleaning it themselves for a while there.)
Note to self, teach cat about toilets.
Stay home. Don’t infect all those co-workers and strangers with something as contagious as pink eye or strep! That’s just wrong. They’ll be better off letting one of the customers run the joint.
I’m glad you’re feeling better, and I’m very glad you stayed home. Three weeks…that sucks.
Oh to teach the cat to clean his own pan. That would be a wondrous day
And yet, still no answer to my (admittedly nosy, but c’mon, y’all posted this on a message board!) question.
When all becomes reliably clear to us, all will shortly thereafter become clear to you. Please no jinxing! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Otherwise we’ll have to start ALL OVER in a few weeks and that’s a pain in the ass.
I could be sooooooo evil with quotes here.
Here is hopeing DLG gets his sharpshooter award.
I see your problem. You have to go at it from the other side.