You know you want to, because that’s the 3rd alcohol fuelled all night argument you’ve had to suffer since Saturday.
I think a jury would sympathise. :eek:
I think we should at least be able to maim them.
Im good with that. I would also propose making it legal to kill anyone driving around on a motorbike that shakes the windows of your house.
Wouldn’t the desire to kill antisocial neighbours be a sign of antisocial tendencies?
Not if you have a polite conversation with them as you kill them.
One problem immediately comes to mind; killing your neighbors is definitely an antisocial act.
It’s like the old joke about how anyone who believes in eugenics should be sterilized…
Oh, well if you kill them politely… 
“If he thinks he’s getting off on an insanity plea, he’s crazy!”
-Nancy Grace
They started it. 
If they are that loud, call the cops.
And they kill them?
Hey now, all antisocial people are not loud and obnoxious. I’ll vote for wanting to kill loud, interfering and annoying neighbors but I can’t support the antisocial option.
Which might possibly be because I could possibly be included in the antisocial category
You can’t kill them, you just have no obligation to save them from a house fire.
That you started.
That’s their job.
There’s a difference between asocial and antisocial. Many people are asocial, but IMHO antisocial takes things a step further.
ETA: comment related to Moonlitherial’s post…
Hi Andy. How have you been? Good to hear. And how are the wife and kids? Good, good. Can I offer you a cup of tea? Oh, if it’s not terribly inconvenient, I’d like to stick this very long knife though your chest. Would that be OK? Great, I knew I could count on you. Hold still – there we go! So how’s work been going? Andy? Andy? Oh dear, I’m dreadfully sorry.
I’ve got a great solution: if all the neighbors agree with you, then you should be able to rid the neighborhood of the problem person.
I would be able to get rid of my crazy neighbor, she leaves rambling 5+minute messages on everyone’s answering machine about whatever weird thing she is accusing them of currently.
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[li]Our latest: we were stealing the gravel out of her driveway and replacing it with cement dust. (pronounce cee-ment of course). [/li][li]My other neighbor was accused of removing the “wild grapes” from her fence, when in all actuality he was removing poison ivy from his fence. [/li][li]And her other neighbor was accused of stealing her plants pots. [/li][li]And one more neighbor was accused of “vandalism” while he walked through everyone’s back-40 looking for his dog.[/li][/ul]She’s well loved around our neighborhood, which my husband has taken to calling “Oddball Acres”.
Moving from IMHO to MPSIMS.
If you were not invited, yes, it should be legal. It’s certainly ethical, moral, and socially responsible. But if you were invited and chose not to attend, then it sounds like sour grapes on your part.
Dear Neighbour, I would like to invite you, and your good lady wife, to the Wednesday Night Argument I shall be celebrating with my cheating weaselly bastard of a husband. Let’s face it; you can all hear it, so you might as well come along and join in.
Light refreshments and cheap nasty alcohol shall be available from 8, until we all get too tired to scream or we decide to make up and have noisy drunken sex.
Evening dress.
Yours sincerely,
Shitty Neighbour,
RSVP