Should it bother me that my doctor probably speaks Klingon?

My doctor is a trip. She’s 52 years old and has only been a full-fledged physician for about 7 years, I think. At 39, after being a PhD researcher for 15 years or so, she decided to become a doctor.

Here’s the thing: her office and exam rooms are plastered with 8x10 signed headshots of pretty much everyone who ever had a line of dialogue on any * Star Trek * series. Seriously. Dozens and dozens and dozens of them. This means she spends her weekends going to conventions and getting these signatures. I haven’t asked her if she dresses up or not.

She has a poster up in one exam room, “Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned on Star Trek” or something to that effect.

She is a great doctor. She’s very paranoid, which I like. And I have a personal affection for her. But still…

Would this bother any of you?

(I admire the fact that she’s comfortable with who she is, and obviously doesn’t care if anyone is going to judge her for being a Trekkie.)

If she has salt shakers on the tray with the instruments, then worry. :wink:

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If she holds up her PDA at you and mutters under her breath sounds like “meemeemeemeeemee,” also worry.

Seriously: As weird as hard-core trekkies are, they tend to be pretty intelligent and imaginative. Sterotypically speaking, what we… er… I mean… they tend to lack are social skills. If her bedside manner is up to snuff, I’d say it’s nothing to be concerned about, and probably a good thing in general.

She doesn’t wear her uniform to work, and dress the office up like the trek set, like the dentist in Trekkies, does she?

It wouldn’t bother me personally as long as it didn’t affect how she treated me. If she started saying I should go to “sick bay” or how she is going to use a phaser in a medical procedure, then you should be worried.

I don’t see how this is any different than if your doctor were gay. Some people might not want a gay doctor, but if s/he were qualified and the are capable of treating you, what they do on their own time shouldn’t matter.

Nah, don’t stress it. I’ve a really cool doctor as well - though not a Trekkie, is a big LOTR fan. Last time I was in, he and the hubby got into an arguement when somesuchorother character died in which book… They even bet on it! Hubby won, btw :slight_smile:

Personnally I would only worry if when you ask her a non-medical question she answers with “Dammit Stoid, I’m a doctor, not a…” :smiley:

As long as she doesn’t have a bhat’lek that she uses on your teeth, I’d say you’re fine.

I wouldn’t sweat it. I speak Quenya (Noldorin or high elvish) and my patients don’t mind.

Of course, if my patients complain, they can get thrown in solitary! :smiley:
QtM, MD

As long as she doesn’t have the “Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned on Star Trek” poster instead of a diploma . . .

[Hi Jack!]

I helped run a poetry group in Cheyenne for a short while. One ickle fella who joined us frequently wrote all his poetry in Quenya and read it in Quenya as well. It was SO beautiful to see and hear. Good on ya!
[Bye Jack!]

Also, as long as she doesn’t challenge you to fight to defend her honour if you ever ask for a second opinion…

Our doctors have all sorts of weird movie posters in the examining/waiting rooms, most of them having something to do with monsters with huge/many eyes (I work in Ophthalmology) or the like. I think most of the ones about insane doctors are kept in their private offices though. :smiley:

OK, she’s a geek and doesn’t mind displaying that fact. I can appreciate that, personally!

QtM, it’s a good thing you don’t work in a mental hospital, you’d probably have patients freaking out that they’re displaying new symptoms or something if you started up with that.

Are you kidding? If I knew a doctor like that, I’d go there in a heartbeat! How can you not dig that kind of personality?

Wasn’t the good doctor on Star Trek pronouncing patients dead at a rather alarming rate?

“He’s dead Jim.”

You might worry a little bit if your visits begin with… “Please state the nature of the medical emergency.”

So long as she doesn’t write her prescriptions in Klingon, where’s the worry?

OTOH, maybe that explains doctors’ handwriting…

Check the prescriptions for suspicious words like “modify the phase inducers” and “invert the polarity of the sensor array”.

And make sure she doesn’t contact her receptionist by tapping the badge on her chest.

Apart from that, she sounds cool.

Man, I need to get me some more coffee. I was about to ask “Can you be my doctor?” … and then I remembered where you work.

Nevermind. :slight_smile:

I’ve always wondered where Qadgop the Mercotan works! Tell, tell!

Im very scared, i actually know what that means, and i dont even like star trek! (much)
(it means where’s the bathroom, doesnt it?)