Should lying be a banning offense?

[Scissorjack]

@Case Sensitive

Nice name. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Ah am The King. It was a waste of a perfectly good name, though.

[Othersider]

@Scylla

Me neither. Usually you can find them right away if you look behind the washing.

That’s probably why you’re not getting laid.

If you did they would likely be more frayed of you.

Maybe if the shoe was on the other foot you’d think differently.

That’s because you haven’t walked a mile in my shoes.

Usually they put their foot in their mouth and reveal themselves.

Have you smelled your feet?

Then how do you spend your days? Breaking rocks? Fleecing flocks? Fixing clocks? Mending smocks? Curing pox? Smoking lox? In detox? Filling box?

Well you should, darn it.

Moderators should be kept barefoot and pregnant.

Ha!

When I get up from rolling on the floor, I shall offer you praises, for this is the greatest post I’ve read in, uh, about twenty minutes.