Fuck Trump.
Now, if your response to that was GASP TUT TUT, WHAT LANGUAGE, THIS IS HOW WE LOSE THE NEXT ELECTION –
You’ve fallen into the trap of holding liberals and Democrats to a ludicrously high – and utterly un-fucking-realistic standard! – while simultaneously holding the GOP and the right-wing to a standard so low, you could kneel down and still piss on its head.
If you’re mad at Samantha Bee, or Michelle Wolf, or De Niro, for saying NAUGHTY WORDS OOOOH, you’re a fucking dipshit. Newsflash: our president confessed to sexual assault in the baldest of terms. The admin is separating kids from families. The Trump family stole CHARITY MONEY.
It’s an awfully weird time to be fucking tone policing, isn’t it? “OH GOD I’M BEING EATEN BY A FUCKING TIGER FUCK FUCK OW FUCK” “Whoa whoa whoa, Dave, maybe your toilet mouth is why the tiger has chosen to eat you. Try a little politeness from now on, fella.”
The idea here is that somehow we’re turning off potential anti-Trump voters by – oh no! – saying salty words about the man. Yeah, bad news. If that train can truly be derailed with so tiny a pebble, it wasn’t even gonna reach its destination, okay?
If they’re turned off by a little smidge of profanity, but not considerably more off-kilter thanks to the ACTUAL VULGARIAN in the White House who is basically using us, the flag, the Constitution as toilet paper – they were never gonna vote against him, not ever.
Real-talk: at this point I distrust anybody who doesn’t liberally pepper their statements about him with rage-froth vulgarisms. If you don’t uncontrollably utter “FUCK TRUMP” at least twice a day you’re probably of dubious judgment anyway.
I’m practically like a songbird whose only chirp is that one word. FUCK TRUMP FUCK TRUMP fucktrump fucktrump FUCKITY-FUCK FUCKITY-FUCK FUCKYOUUU FUCKYOUUU
But see, that’s the trick. That’s how the GOP have this narrative. They constantly play the aggrieved underdog. They kick a homeless guy in the ribs and then say he attacked them and broke their foot. And the media, somehow, inexplicably, buys it every time.
The right has crafted a sneaky narrative, one where they get to walk away with every atrocity in the book – while simultaneously holding full court press against the teeniest slight cast by someone on the left. “Yes, I killed a baby, but that Democrat was RUDE about it.”
What’s fucked up is when we, on the left, buy into that narrative. “Well, maybe that IS why we lost, maybe we SHOULD be better.” We’re so in love with the high-road narrative that we police our own on that high road instead of watching the saboteurs driving the road beneath us.
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SOURCE: Chuck Wendig via Twitter