For God’s sake, do you have any idea what might happen if humor were introduced to golf? Unchecked, it could lead to fun… excitement… commentators speaking above a whisper… it would destroy the game as we know it!
I can’t imagine that it was a reference to anything other than cunnilingus. Saying you got kicked out of Boy Scouts for ingesting a Girl Scout for sustenance just doesn’t make sense, comically. If it’s a reference to oral sex, however, the reveal is actually pretty funny (IMO).
“If you’re looking for adventure of a new and different kind,
And you come across a girl scout who is similarly inclined,
Don’t be nervous, don’t be flustered, don’t be scared.
Be prepared!”
Here’s another one that may or may not be cause for a firing: this afternoon on ESPN2, I was watching a basketball game between the Creighton Bluejays and Southern Illinois Salukis. (Unfortunately, the Salukis got destroyed.) For a couple seconds, the camera focused in on an SIU fan with a homemade sign that referred to the “Bluegays.” (It wasn’t like the sign just happened to get on camera. The cameraman specifically focused in on the sign.) Could the cameraman and/or producer get in trouble?
It did to me. (bearing in mind that I’m encountering it in this thread stripped of context) - my first impression was that it was a darkly comic reference to cannibalism. In that kind of humour, the more serious the event being described, the more casually it is mentioned.
Imagine Gomez Addams saying that Pugsley got kicked out the boy scouts for eating a brownie - and you’re there (well, you’re where I was, anyway).
Let me assure you that, in the context of American sports, especially male sports, that the joke and the reference to it concerned oral sex with a young girl.
Apparently, he didn’t say it. Well, he did, but the context was telling someone else (while he thought he was off air) about a t-shirt he saw someone wearing.