http://apeculture.com/shatner.htm
Well?
With celery?
I guess this is as good as time as any to whip out the sig…
I didn’t forget to add my sig to the bottom, I was just making sure that I had your attention…:smack:
Someone should stalk that prima donna just long enough to rip that ridiculous rug off his head. Preferably on live TV.
Dude, if I was going to stalk someone, it certainly wouldn’t be SHATNER!
I once shat Bill Stalkner.
I’d like to PUNCH Bill Shatner. In fact, there’s a website where . . .
Waitaminnit. Where’d it go? I need to punch Bill Shatner, dammit!
Someone has been watching too much fight club 
I’m too busy stalking Mr. Belvedere.
[sub]BROCKTUNE![/sub]
I should want to say hi to him nicely, I shouldn’t want to keep him in a big jar in my basement.
Thou shalt not punch god, lest ye risk the wrath of the Allmighty! You have been warned!
You are a very sick little girl 
Why would anybody want to stalk Bill Shatner?!?
He’s actually in the top 10 of my hit list. LOL. I find him extremely aggrivating and annoying.
He redeemed himself to me when he played The Big Giant Head on Third Rock.
Damn. He was funny in that show. Now, I am more easier able to ignore that his been a big ol’ pontificating windbag—with his fragile ego and the abomonation called Star Trek V and the rest of it.
Because he was The Big Giant Head. That makes up for a lot.
I should say, “easily able”… or something. You get my point, anyway.
[Elvis]Thankyouvurrymuch.[/Elvis]
I live for such compliments.
If you cannot locate a virtual Shatner-shaped punching bag, there’s always Shatneroids. You can at least blast his head.