Shut "Fuck me dead with a twee barbed wire troll-calling dildo"

I only meant for one of those to be submitted :frowning:

Yeah, right. We believe you.

Who do you think you’re foolin’? You’re just trying to start a brouhaha!

:wink:

Awww, but the moderators are fun to watch when they forget themselves and frolic and play… :wink:

I’m gonna start a thread asking what the point of this thread is.

Then ETF will have to pit you as well as FinnAgain. Might as well pit brewha for causing a fuss too.

I love the title of this thread. I hate the title of that other thread. I think Hawthorne is right. I think Giraffe is lame. Love this thread. Hate that thread. Happy here. Stupid there.

gnaws at wrist restraints

Yes, yes, you must give them ALL a good pitting! And after the pitting…

The oral sex!!

I have to agree: if anyone but a moderator were encouraging the post party/joke thread that that thread has become, it would have been closed–with a warning–long ago.

Smile when you say that, pardner!

Oh, dear! Did the vet do some flexion tests? Could be arthritic hocks, which wouldn’t be so bad, you can manage them with NSAIDs and occasional steroid injections into the joint. If it’s navicular, though, or ringbone, well, it’s a tragic thing, but irreversibly progressive lamenesses like that mean euthanasia will eventually be the only possible course.

Poor thing. :frowning:

Nothing to report except that at first I thought that hawthorne was telling a particular poster to shut up and I wondered what would cause a person to pick the username Fuck me dead with a twee barbed wire troll-calling dildo. It seemed rather long.

Well, before you go claiming that name for yourself, Inner Stickler, I’ll take the liberty of reminding you that the Admins don’t really like to give more than one name change to a customer, so be sure yoou really want to keep it…

Is Lynn on vacation?

Hmm, Hawthorne, this thread is taking a rather unserious turn isn’t it? If I don’t see a “Shut “Shut “fuck me dead with a twee barbed wire troll-calling dildo””” soon, I will be pretty disappointed.

Let’s pit him for not opening that thread yet.

Is it time for the oral sex yet? No? Well, carry on then and I’ll check back later…

bump

First midget bowling, the gay marriage, and now this. Oh, tempura! Oh, morays!

What, have some unagi? Why, thanks – I love the stuff.