Christ almighty, where the fuck did you grow up? Was it some sort of bizarre house where the doors would only shut properly if they were SLAMMED AS HARD AS POSSIBLE??? Is that why you slam the fucking door every time you enter or leave your shithole apartment? Are you aware that there are other people in this house, people who DON’T get up at 5:00 a.m. and therefore DON’T appreciate being woken up EVERY FUCKING MORNING by you, you cocksucking cumstain, slamming not only the door to YOUR apartment but the back door to entire fucking house also? And why the fuck do you find it necessary to open and close the goddamned door three or four times between 5:15 and 5:30 a.m., slamming AND locking the door each time? Yes, I can hear you lock your dumbass door because I’m so fucking wide awake by that point, you oozing worthless cock wart. And don’t get me started on the whole locking the back door thing–you’re the assholes who complained to the landlord about the other tenants leaving the back door unlocked (when one of them left for 10 minutes to run an errand) and then you go ahead and not only leave the FRONT door unlocked but wide open so any jackoff could have walked in off the street. So shut the fuck up already, you obnoxious, paranoid, pustulant cocksucking cunt sores.
Nice rant. Much gratuitous swearing, especially aimed at the recipient’s nether regions. The perfect way to start a monday morning. all in all, i’d say a 9.5
Nice rant. Much gratuitous swearing, especially aimed at the recipient’s nether regions. The perfect way to start a monday morning. all in all, i’d say a 9.5
Nice rant. Much gratuitous swearing, especially aimed at the recipient’s nether regions. The perfect way to start a monday morning. all in all, i’d say a 9.5
Well, in my building, if you don’t shut the outside door with enthusiasm, it gets stuck, and you can’t unlock in when you try to get back in. But my neighbor and I both know this, so we just ignore the slamming.
This would not seem to be the case in your building.
You know, I have been here almost two years now and I think that is the first kiss I have ever gotten?
I mean, I was wonderfully grabbed in the guy stuff thread, but I don’t think I have ever gotten a kiss.
My personal enmity is reserved for neighbors who keep me awake at 2 in the morning by loud sex. I usually repay by tipping my stereo speakers directly against the offending partition and treating them to a solid hour or two of Nurse With Wound…
slortar, it’s a good thing you’re not my neighbor.
I think everybody on my block knows my husbands name and that he is a god.
We’ve never had anybody complain, so we must have a bunch of voyuers on the block.
