Shut Up Vince McMahon

Glenn Jacobs, the guy who plays Kane, is a Missourian, the pride of Bowling Green MO, if I recall correctly. We’re proud to call him one of our own :slight_smile:

I’m from Rhode Island. We’re proud to call him yours as well. :smiley:

Thanks Ashtar.

If anyone wants to see pics go his official website.

http://www.ashranch.com/

Btw, good point Binary

I’m astonished that anyone actually watches this crap.

Once I had the pleasure of sitting near (Bill) Goldberg on an airplane and watching and listening to him as he chatted with his fans. He was very gracious and polite to all who stopped to chat with him, and it seemed like most of the folks on the plane recognized him and adored him.

As someone else noted, these guys are mostly acting. It takes a good actor to play a good “heel”.

You mean creepier than when he was going to offer her up as a living sacrifice to dark powers?

I’m still waiting for the gay wrestler storyline that doesn’t suddenly disappear or wind up being fake, well, you know, fake in the fake storyline, that is. Imagine all the usual intrigue and then add spurned love to the mix. Two ex-lover wrestlers battling each other in the ring. Low blow after low blow (you know what I mean).

Peace.

Now that will be stealing from Homer.

Well, we do. Suck it.

Edge is not back yet. Lesnar defeated Big Show in a stretcher match for the title by carrying him out on a stretcher. On smackdown two weeks ago, Lesnar hurled Big Show from the top rope, and when they landed the ring collapsed, that was great stuff. Brock has succesfully defended his title twice now.

Team Angle (which has left Curt Angle) and Big Show just faced Lesnar, Mr. America, and Curt Angle in a 6 man tag team match last week. No one really one, but Big Show flexed his muscle in the end, and has to now take on the new kid (Zach, I think) who has a prosthetic leg, and Stephanie McMahon in a handicapped match!

If this isn’t great entertainment, I don’t now what is!

WHAT?
I personally don’t get why people watch Trading Spaces, but I don’t go into the threads about it to piss all over them. YMMV

My freshman-year roommate at Mizzou was from Bowling Green. Smallish world and all that.

Funny you should mention that. Recently on General Hospital, a woman was pronounced insane and was stripped of custody of her infant son. The son was given to the wealthy family of the child’s father. So what does she do? She escapes and poses as their male butler, of course! And her disguise is so ludicrous that the dog figured it out in ten seconds. But do the morons in the family recognize her? No. They have to be as dumb as the folks down at the Daily Planet.

I don’t know, I think Triple H is more lothesome as a character. Vince is too cartoonish. Plus, Trips has one of the best smirks in the business.

I have to agree with this one. The Lingerie Matches are bad enough, but this was plain hypocritical. And why the hell don’t we see matches where the men’s outfits get ripped off? Er, besides the fact that it would make them naked.
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t one of her complaints a lesbian storyline that she was asked to take part in? And wasn’t she part of a lesbian storyline as soon as she got back?

I was disappointed. Does anyone remember the makeup job on the Preacher/Eric Bischoff during the committment ceremony a few months ago? Why couldn’t they do that with Kane? It looked like they just shaved half his head and smeared soot on his face. I mean, Glen did a great job of trying to look hideous, scowling in pain and all, but it just seemed lame to me.

Hear, hear! So ordered! Anyone against?

It may have been Days, it was so long ago. Sorry for the confusion.

I’m kind of disappointed that I missed that storyline, it sounds good.

From what I understand, most of them are. Some, like Edge and Bradshaw, have columns they write for wwe.com.

I second that. The day there is a genuine gay storyline I will not only tape every episode, I will send copies to all my friends.

<sniffle> I miss DX…

BTW, my all-time favorite Mick Foley line…

“Sugar-coated testes? Is that some new breakfast cereal?”

I take it you’ve never seen the abomination that was the Brisco/Patterson evening gown match.

Thanks Twisty. I had managed to block that out. :stuck_out_tongue:

Why oh why must you bring that one back up? I think that was the only pay-per-view match that the fans in attendance were booing. Not because they were playing along, but because it just sucked that damn bad.

I think they should open Raw with it next week, just to remind people just how bad the product can be.

That, or Mean Gene dancing with the Gobbledygooker.

Old School, my friend, Old School.

What happened to him again? Was he a victim of The Big Show too? I seem to recall a neck injury of some kind.

I’m pleased, but I shouldn’t be surprised by this. It seems that they have the bad guys bully everyone around for a few weeks and then the one un-crippled good guy comes back and regains control.

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Whoa–so Lesnar is now working WITH Kurt Angle? Never would have thought of that. I thought their feud was gonna last for a while.

What happened with Team Angle? Did Kurt disown them because Los Guerreros were making fools of them too much? Or did they get full of themselves in Kurt’s absence?

The new kid? You mean Brian Kendrick(sic)? When did he get a prosthetic leg?

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Serioiusly. I love it. Only the John “Eminem” Cena thing makes me cringe. Whatever became of him?

My friend got me back into WWE after a lapse of 12 years by telling me that Edge came into the ring to a Rob Zombie song. When I went to see for myself, I was sufficiently entertained to keep watching. However, in Edge’s absence, Benoit has become my WWE hero. I like that whole Edge/Benoit/Lesnar/Rhyno/Mysterio alliance they’ve got.

I haven’t seen Smackdown since about the second week in May when I moved out of the dorm. The house I’m at this summer doesn’t have cable yet, and our TV doesn’t have an antenna.

Cena is very funny. very funny indeed.

No, no I haven’t seen that match. Thank all that is good and decent for that fact.

Oh, come on. John Cena is the best. He can actually rap decently (sort of. Better than eminem, anyway) and it’s even more hilarious when he starts calling people 'White Boy".
What ever happened to the Albert/Cena/Big Show/FBI group they had going on? That was an unstoppable alliance.

Even as old as Ric Flair is…he can still fall flat on his face better than anyone in the business.

I do wish Mick would come back. He had no fear, would throw his body anywhere and off anything.

And he’s not one of the steroid freaks.

I could be his body double.

heh.