sick and tired of my brother

[Summertime]

My theory is that women and girls like to “take care” of people.
So, a bad boy aka “fixer-upper” makes them feel needed.
I could be wrong, but it is sortof a maternal instainct thing.
Find a woman who likes good guys and don’t let go of her!

[ParentalAdvisory]

*Originally posted by Summertime *
**…Find a woman who likes good guys and don’t let go of her! **

I really believe that there is a problem with that though. The guy’s whom are considered nice (aka: me) are mostly people who keep to them selves and rarely ever go out to meet women (not all!) . And when we do go out, it’s seems like it’s mostly women who would like to be spit on and be called a bitch (not all!).

Don’t get me wrong though, I really do believe that there are nice women looking for nice guys, but where are you girls? Like us “nice guys”, you’re problably at home thinking, “All men ever want is sluts and a good lay.” Not true! That statement is as bad as, “All women want a guy who treats them like shit.”

So in summary, for nice guys and women to meet and hook up, it’s up to us and you, to get out there and find each other. But how? That’s the problem. If only there was a way that this was possible. Dating services? Maybe. But is there any other way? Will the nice girls who want nice guys, please stand up and holla.

[lorinada]

*Originally posted by Zenham *
**:: putting on mortarboard, taking on the air of true intellect ::

This can all be explained by understanding that women have absolutely no sense whatsoever, can’t answer the most basic questions on their own (who should I be dating? Do these jeans make my ass look fat? Is polysorbate 80 indeed a significant factor in acute hyperplasia, or are there mitigating factors due to the clinical test carriers?), hence their need for constant male guidance for everything in their lives.

The things that women most respond to are the same displays that draw attention from the rest of the world… namely, jailhouse tattoos, having your name in the police blotter, and being on “Cops”.

Women, unfortunately, are too bereft of intelligence to be able to tell the difference between a loser (someone who’s been on “Cops” three times), and a success (someone who, after being on “Cops” once, graduated to “Jerry Springer”).

This is, of course, prime evidence why you should never, ever let a woman decide for herself who she needs to be with, what brand of detergent to buy, or for that matter, when to exhale.

If she says you’re too controlling, remind her that you’re doing your job by keeping her in line, and she should do hers, (namely, washing your laundry and birthing babies).

Don’t listen to her when she mentions the words “restraining order”; this is really a character test. Be persistent, even if it means nightvision goggles. Women dig persistence.

Now, please note that this is not women’s fault. Note that women are (on average) smaller than men, which means they have smaller cranial capacities. This means you have a bigger brain than most women, and are therefore “smarter”.

Please note, I say nothing here about education, because women have skewed the argument by saying that, since women read more than men do, and since books are used in education, the average woman is better educated, and therefore “smarter”, than the average man. This argument fails to take into account the well-known fact that the only things which women read are historical romance novels and back-issues of Soap Opera Digest, both of which stunt one’s cereberal activity.

As an aside, the historical romance novels are sometimes referred to as “bodice rippers”, which is an anglicization of “Boadicea ripar”, a phrase meaning (in a combination of Celtic and Esperanto) “to fix the queen of the Iceni people”. Since we refer to “fixing” an animal when we spay them, it is but a short jog across Cognition Park to conclude that the name “bodice rippers” refers to the property of these writings that mentally neuters great women. Sad but true!

So I say to you, just walk up to the woman of your affections, and say “Hear me, woman… you are feebleminded and weak, and therefore I must think for you. You belong with me from this point onward.”

You’re guaranteed of getting far more attention from her than you may have bargained for.

Hope this helps! **

And the fact that this is indeed the type of woman men want would explain why women like me, with genuine intelligence and intellect, sit home every Saturday after being told once again “well, you’re cute and all but you’re just too dang smart fer me! hyuk hyuk” and being told once again by a girlfriend “he said he’d be interested in going out with you but you intimidate him. Maybe you’d “get” more guys if you’d play dumb.”

[SouthernSky]

Let’s see if I have this right:

Your brother is a nimnod who attracts a certain type of female who enjoys the lower things in life.
You, a good guy, are attracted to the type of female who is attracted to your brother.
And you can’t figure out why some females would be attracted to your brother.

Never wish for something - you might just get it. And please quit viewing women as a nookie source. If you’re a good guy, you’ll get what you deserve. So will your brother.

Try to get a mental image of a woman that you would like to be with. Now - where would she hang out? Go there.

[gavain]

in a basic reply to your post i would say your correct…but it isn’t just me…it’s a lot of good guys who would like to date good women and can’t find one…were not looking for pure “nookie” were just tired of woman falling all over guys who would rather sleep with them for one night and then leave. i never understood the concept when a woman looks at me and says your like a bnig brother to me…thats a complete shoot down. it isn’t just my brother…it’s all of these guys. now be honest southern would you rather have a brother type or the bad boy?