Sick of My Signature

I know I’ve only had it for three days . I’m just to stunned right now to think up a new one. Go ahead and rip me a new one. The winner will get credit.
P.S. The old ones below

“I’m tired of being an object of ridicule. I wanna be a figure of fear, respect, and SEX!”
-Radar O’Reilly

Gosh, wouldn’t that work in itself?

“Go ahead and rip me a new one, the winner will get credit”

Yer pal,

Yer pal,

One week, three days, 21 hours, 41 minutes and 31 seconds.
436 cigarettes not smoked, saving $54.52.
Life saved: 1 day, 12 hours, 20 minutes.

Here are a few I came up with off the top of my head:

-By reading the preceding you agree to be physically pleasured by yours truly.

-You may not be able to tell, but I am naked right now.

-Mr. Johnson, I swear I didn’t know she was your daughter.

-All spelling errors can be blamed on the fact that it is very hard to type with one hand gripping your…uh…nevermind.

-I’m not going to hell, I’m all ready there. Welcome to Texas!

That is all. Let us Teeming Millions know what kind of attitude you want you sig to project and I might be able to come up with more.

Thats the truth and anyone who has heard otherwise has been misinformed.

I agree with Cynical…it’s a great sig line!
Easily misunderstood and thus a door opener of the best variety. Let me check out some of your posts and get back to you, other than your great taste in women (I read your post to the crush thread) I don’t have enough info to get you a really great line…but I’m working on it.

It IS taking longer than I thought! Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else.