Mine
Here’s mine.
I never use mine. I just updated it. Since I was having fun with my ‘Ask the enology student’ thread, I figured I’d throw a link to it in my sig. Which I’ll still never use, but what the hell.
Here it is.
“People are like slinkies: not really good for much, but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”
(with thanks to a doper from whom I stole it)
This will be a trip down memory lane for me - I can’t even remember the last time I used my sig.
I always forget to check the box so mine shows.
I don’t even remember, so here goes…
Like mine?
I love mine. Emo Phillips has a very sly wit.
I like Captain Socks’ sig.
Here’s mine. It’s past time for me to change it; I’ve had this one for over a year.
That’s nice dear. Would you mind sharing?
I don’t have a sig anymore but once was curious enough about a fellow doper to start a thread about it. His sig:
I never did find out who that was…
I think mine’s a joke I cribbed from State and Main.
I just added a signature about a week or so ago (is it obvious I’ve been watching my NewsRadio DVDs?) and couldn’t figure out why it wasn’t displaying. I swear I’ve never seen that checkbox down there before.
I’m re-running an old one of mine:
Here’s mine. I don’t use it much these days.
I’m thinking of changing mine to something a bit more humorous, but I can’t think of anything off the top of my head so I’ll just show my current one.
I have an official, ‘formal’ one (found many, many lines underneath my name), but I prefer not to use it unless I’m signing State Documents or anything behalf of the Terran Federation when dealing with the Andromedans. I find the Andromedans tend to hate the word ‘Afghanistan’, confusing it with their own word ‘Affghharnistarn’ meaning “I wish a giant Motaran Nebula would cloud your wife.”
And yes, I’ve had the same damn one for nine stinkin’ years.
Tripler
Thus, I just stick with my ‘pre-sigs’.
[sub]Yeah, here it goes:[/sub]
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Ok, so I just came up with this one. But I think it’s pretty good. 
This is mine.