Signs by 5 Man Electrical Band.. is the narrator a thief?

I just heard this song today for the first time a long while. I remember thinking when it was first released that because the singer was a hippie and society’s rules didn’t seem to apply to him, that at the end of the song when he’s in church and they’re passing the collection plate that he helped himself to some of the offering.

However, today’s listening doesn’t support that (directly). It says that when they passed the plate, he was broke and instead of money he wrote his own sign thanking the Lord.

Did he also dip into the collection and enrich himself, or just leave a thank you note?

here are the Legal Lyrics provided by the Group themselves.
http://www.fivemanelectricalband.ca/ scroll down the left side and you will see Signs Lyrics.

So no thievery involved.

I think at most he might have misrepresented his appearance, considered trespassing and caused a slight amount of damage to someone’s personal property… but no snitchin’.

I remember when the original came out. I never heard a hint or mention of the narrator taking any money, and nobody in any press or commentary even suggested such a thing.

There was some talk about the disassociation of god and religion, which was very much a hippie issue in those days before the fundamentalist revival. But a thief? Never.

Because no thread mentioning hippies can be complete until Futurama is referenced:

Farnsworth:“Get off my property now!”
Hippie:“Dude, you can’t OWN land.”
Farnsworth:“Yes I can, because I’m not a stinky hippie!”

So many times I’ve wanted to say, during a job interview:

“:snort: Imagine that – me working for you!”

I haven’t done it yet. But I will. Yes, I will. And I’ll feel good about myself afterward!

Nothing to do with the OP, but I used to hear a clip played on the radio that started with the line "The sign said, ‘Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight.’ So I jumped the fence and yelled, 'Hey, wha – BAM! BAM! BAM! (<—shotgun blasts).

Sir Rhosis

I would just like to point out that there are six guys in the picture of the Five Man Electrical Band.
I guess math was not their strong suit in school.

Can anyone else name another song of theirs that made the charts?

Hint: It implied a change of mind.

Absolutely Right
Money Back Guarantee
Moonshine (Friend Of Mine) - also covered in the US by John Kay
Julianna
I’m A Stranger Here
Werewolf

Les Emmerson had two solo hits:

Control Of Me
Cry Your Eyes Out

I guess one had to live in Canada to find this out…

OK. I’ll be by myself on this. But, upon further review, it still seems that the lyrics are ambiguous enough to allow this.

I’m picturing a free-love free spirit guy in his fringed leather vest travellin’ and-a livin’ off the land (maybe accompanied by a dog named Boo). He goes into a church, not a penny in his pocket. A plate full of money drops into his lap. I can see him grab a handful of the green and replace it with a note to the Big Guy saying “Thank you Lord for thinkin’ about me.”

OK…I’ll go quietly

That’s always how I figured it, too. The “thinkin’ about me” suggesting that he was presented with a little bounty in exchange for his own little sign, so he offers up thanks. Unless being presented with a collection plate was something to be thankful for.

Uh no. You’re supposed to ‘give thanks’ when you get the collection plate. The narrator didn’t have any money, so he wrote God a note of thanks.

The narrator isn’t a thief, but he’s certainly wobbly on the subject of property rights.

The song is catchy, and exquisite in its badness.

You got that right. I’m a child of the 60’s, but I never heard of any of the others on your list other than “Absolutely Right”.

That’s because you (guessing wildly) probably weren’t a free-spirited child of the 60s. You’re probably an 80s me-decade post-modern ironic cynical type.

No, but I am totally ignorant about collection plates.