- These colors don’t run the world.
- One nation under surveillance.
- How did our oil get under their sand?
- Go Solar, not Ballistic.
- Who would Jesus bomb?
- Start Drafting SUV Drivers Now.
- Don’t blame me, I voted with the majority.
- Buck Fush!
- It’s NUCLEAR, not NUCULAR, you idiot!
- Patriots are idiots - Matriarchy Now!
- Resistance is Fertile.
- (Pictures of sheep carrying flags) Stop Mad Sheep Disease Now.
- (UFW sign) Pick Fruit, not Fights.
- (On a five year old) More Candy Less War.
- Say can you see my democracy?
- (With pictures of Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld) Asses of Evil.
- It’s the oil, stupid.
- War is expensive, Peace is priceless.
- Read between the Pipelines
- No More Bu.Sh.
- Smart weapons, Dumb president.
- The only thing we have to fear is Bush himself.
- How many Lives per Gallon?
- Peace Takes Brains
- Anything War can do, Peace can do better.
- Negotiation Not Annihilation.
- Make touchdowns, not war - Go Raiders!
- Another patriot for peace.
- Oh Say can You Cease?
- Star Spangled Bummer
- Don’t Arm a Son of a Bush
- Don’t do it, George, Dad will still love you.
- Power to the Peaceful
- The last time we listened to a Bush, we wandered in the desert for
40 years.
Golly… what can we say in the face of such eloquence?
I mean, I COULD try to make an intelligent, coherent argument for takign action against Saddam, but hey, I must admit, I’m overwhelmed by the brilliance of their sloganeering.
I mean, calling G.W. Bush dumb… NOBODY’S ever thought of THAT before!
Oh, come on – like you could fit a coherent argument on a 2’x4’ piece of paper. That’s what the speakers are for; the signs are for wit and brevity.
I went to the peace rally in DC on Jan 18 – my favorite sign said, “WHY YOU GOTTA BE ALL VIOLENT?”
- Start Drafting SUV Drivers Now.
I like that one A LOT.
Ah!
- Patriots are idiots - Matriarchy Now!
Yeah, let’s have a peaceful, non-agressive nation, just like with Catherine the Great!
I ran off about $300 worth of photocopies for a guy who was organising a large group of upstate New Yorkers to go down to that rally.
A national newsfeed bit about the rally mentioned the contingent of NYers and I pointed at it and said “I know that guy!”
He was very polite. His friend, though, I don’t like running copies off for, because he keeps up a running commentary about “how much of an asshole George Bush is” while I’m working the machine.
**Pick fruit, not fights **
me like.
Mine would say" *Fighting for peace is like making love for the sake of virginity. Orgy at Ashcroft’s at 10p! *
or I slay myself
*If you can read this you haven’t masterbated enough. *
Yes, I know it has nothing to do with the protest, but hell, y’gotta have some fun in the crowd.
Draft SUV Drivers…heh.
No one else thought this was hilarious? I was sent this email at work and thought about starting a thread about it (didn’t, obviously). I laughed so hard at this one I could hardly breathe.
Don’t forget the classic “Mainstream white guys for peace.”