Funniest signs at the Rally to Restore Sanity (and/or Fear)

Huff Post has gathered some really good ones here.

Some good ones:

The people behind me can’t see
People who use hyperbole should be shot
God hates flags!
I masturbate and I vote (but usually not at the same time)
Bring our troops home. U.S. out of Hawaii NOW!
Mispelers untie!
I think we can all agree that boobs are AWESOME!
I want more tortillas when I order fajitas at a restaurant!
More cowbell!
Rageless in Seattle
My arms hurt
Sometimes I love Comic Sans

Can you spot any other good ones?

This is my sign. There are many like it but this one is mine…

I’m crazy about sanity

Homophobia is so gay

God hates figs (Mark 11:12-14)

Won’t tolerate lactose

Soon Chuck Norris Will Have Had Enough Of This Shit and then we’ll all be sorry

Many good ones.

Some kind of recognition for both conceptual synthesis and sheer effort needs to go to the guy who went, on his own, as two people with two signs: “himself,” with a drooping “Restore Sanity” sign, embraced, or throttled, by a giant puppet Grim Reaper with “Keep Fear Alive.”

I also liked the woman in the thigh-length niqab, with fishnet stockings below–“Fear Me.”

Another collection

More funny ones:
Gay Muslim. I will blow you!
Support the Metric System!
Is this the line for Justin Bieber’s tickets?!
Eggs are white. Obama isn’t. Breakfast is RUINED!
I am here for the gangbang
We should do this more often
404 Error. Political message not found.
Vote for Pedro!
[Somebody with a broken image html icon]
End Glee theme nights

I can spell
I am not a coyote (stuck to a stuffed coyote)

“God hates flags”

“Hitler is a Nazi.”

“Tax isn’t why your life sucks”

“Don’t believe everything you think”

“Time to take our country [del]back[/del] forward”

“More Cowbell” (Obama “Hope” poster, cleverly re-imagined)

“May I please vote on your marriage?”

I saw a bunch of the ones already mentioned.

My favorite was:

If Liza can marry two gay men why can’t I marry one.

"
Protest signs
are an
ineffectual
means of
communicating
my nuanced
views on a
variety of
issues that
cannot be
reduced to a
simple pithy
slogan"

Oh, another favorite of mine:

What do we want?
Evidence based-change
When do we want it?
After peer review

There are more at http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2010/10/30/rally_sanity_slide_show

The one on the front page of the NYT yesterday was something like “Mildly annoyed about extreme outrage.”

I like the “Red State / Blue State / Me state / You state” Dr Suess spoof with the tag line “let’s act like grown-ups”.

“(pi symbol) is as much irrationality as I can take”

And:

“I am sorry if this sign is blocking your view”

“Too much Pluribus, not enough Unum”

“Support our soups!”

“Chill baby, chill”

“When making a sign, make sure to leave enough sp”

“I heard there was pie”

“My wife thinks I am walking the Appalachian trail”

“Wisconsin is a myth”

The guy behind us has a sign that said, “Baby carrots made my friend gay.”

Another collection - 10 fun/random signs.

A very sensible proposal, and one that I wholeheartedly support, but I foresee difficulties getting it enacted in the current political climate.

I support the sign I’m holding