I’ve got a metrocard full of cash, easily accessible oak-tag and magic markers, and-- being unemployed-- plenty of free time. What should I write on my Occupy Wall Street protest sign?
“I’m just here for the [insert mundane social activity of your choice]”
“bong hits”
“pepper spray seasonings”
“year end dividends”
Come on, Dopers. Get me network screen time!
Tax the Job Creators!
My other protest sign
is a company car
with perks and a year-end bonus!
[Careful, now
Down with this sort of thing!](http://mediastudiesisshit.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/father_ted_down_with_this_sort_of_t.jpg)
.
Or the local New York City equivalent: “Yeah, I got your job creation right here!”
I really like Tax The Job Creators! Maybe Tax The Job Creators Moar!
Bring back Firefly!
I’ve a got a job for you to create.
I saw a good one, “you know things are messed up when librarians start marching”
How about “make jobs not war”?
Simple honesty is the best…
“Job creation at work- Lemonade 50 cents”
“Firelands rep run LFM, need tank, heals, 3 DPS”
If we’re going to go with video game nerdiness, go with something that might actually have her getting something: “LF unusual scout tossle cap with haunted ghosts”.
And Biggirl, if anyone says they have the above and want to know your offer, get in touch with me. 
“Al Davis is dead, and I don’t feel so good myself”
I lost my job and found an Occupation
Here to witness the rebirth of democracy in america
Make jobs not war
this is SO not over
and my personal favorite:
Shit is Fucked UP!
(just a few I have seen)
I don’t wanna be a party pooper but if you’ve seen them, they’ve already been done. I need something witty, catchy and original-- for the cameras.
Greedy Fat Cats Are Fucking Up My Facebook.
I’m Upside Down on my Mortgage. Makes Staying Home On Unemployment Like Living In A Funhouse.
Bring Back Summer!
Nope, none of these are witty or topical enough.
This is a good sign.
“God hates FAQs”
“Austin 3:16”
“When do we get naked?”