Signs today will suck.

If the phone rings before my alarm goes off (or before 7:00 AM on weekends) chances are it’s for something that’s going to make the rest of the day go to shit.

-If the knock at your door is Dan Rather wanting to talk to you about a document he “uncovered”

-If your Florida vacation home has had a zip code change - to Michigan

-If your wife had a dream about you cheating

-If you dream about eating a giant marshmallow and, upon waking, realize your pillow is missing

Just 2 dogs and 5 cats. We live in the country, and the dead critters just seems to come with the territory. I need one of these high tech cat doors.
This page shows what the cat door will and will not allow in. Pretty amusing.