Silly Movie/Book/Song/Etc Title Game

All of my friends, even the slow-witted ones, are good at this game. The trick is to smash two or more movies (or songs or books or a movie and a book or something like that) together to make an entirely new…something. The summaries of the stories can be the best; for example:

A parable of censorship set in a mental institution – Fahrenheit 451 Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (easier said than read)

A group of drag queens on a trip to the center of the country are overtaken by vampires – Priscilla, Queen of the Damned

A group of midgets on their quest to marry – Seven Brides for Seven Dwarves.

A famous punk rock girl chasing a man through several states – Siouxie and the Bandit.

Some of them I don’t have good summaries for, such as:
Temptress Moon Is A Harsh Mistress.
An Officer and a Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

New York society party invaded by giant spiders: [b/Dinner at Eight-Legged Freaks**

Bigfoot becomes sexy WWI spy: Mata Hari and the Hendersons

Heartwarming little tramp talks about sex with four horny blind flower girls: Sex and the City Lights

Goddam it!

Groovy teens get caught up in nuclear holocaust—On the Beach Blanket Bingo

Nazi spies infiltrate college fraternity—Animal House on 92nd Street

Man forced to don drag to get a room in Transylvanian castle—I Was a Male War Bride of Dracula

A group of evil men kidnaps the President in an effort to escape Sin City with $250,000 in Suddenly Leaving Las Vegas.

A child molestor who can see through things is chased through the city streets by angry mobsters in M - the Man with X-Ray Eyes.

Flesh eating zombies attack a ritzy New England boarding school, in “Night of the Living Dead Poets’ Society.”

What do you get when you combine 60’s psychedelia with 80’s hardcore punk? Why, it’s the Grateful Dead Kennedys.

Lord of the Ring of the Neibelungen Cycle:

600 hour live opera about… something. No one can stay awake long enough to understand it.

Yah, that one we came up with last night.

I think the summary was: Evil overlord makes ring, loses ring, ring gets found and lost and found again, only to be lost on the way to destroying it and found again and stolen and…

The other one was “Longest damn movie in existence.”

Young man about to graduate from high school becomes obsessed with mathematics – American Pi

Or Spike Lee’s new movie starring a bunch of inner-city kids who solve freaky mysteries in Scooby-Doo The Right Thing.

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The Little Prince of Darkness: A whimsical journey of the misadventures of a young blossoming evil one as he charms everyone in his path, attempting to fashion medevial tortures for his sheep and a chastity belt for that damned rose…

Rosemary’s Baby of Macon: Everyone’s trying to get their hands on Satan’s kid- but who will win?

Disclaimer: I’m not associated with the site, but a few of my titles (Including Dancer in the Dark Crystal and The Brothers McMulan) are up there:

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Stephen King’s It’s a Wonderful Life A scary clown shows a young boy named Bill is how everyone in his town would die horribly had he not been born to defeat him.

Famed wrestler marries Indian ape – Gorilla Monsoon Wedding

Black man gets job as chauffer to a spoiled Schenectady heiress.Driving Miss Daisy Miller

A jury deliberates about the guilt of an alien – 12 Angry Men in Black

The doctor tries once again, this time with royal corpses – The Princess Bride of Frankenstein

An update of the classic sea tale – Space Mutiny on the Bounty

Hitchcock’s last film (unfortunately shelved) – The Third Man Who Knew Too Much

David Lynch’s version of Hitchcock’s last film – The Elephant Man Who Knew Too Much

Spies chase autistic savant in a version of Hitchcock’s last film – Rain Man Who Knew Too Much

Brilliant non-fiction book that explains how geography determines the development of Southern belles – Guns, Germs, and Steel Magnolias

Man works as a eulogist for deceased poets – Speaker for the Dead Poet’s Society

Can’t come up with a summary for Livin’ on a Prayer for Owen Meany

Ray Milland gets dead drunk and has to be carried around in The Lost Weekend at Bernie’s.

Gregory Peck sends his airmen out to face Frank Miller’s gang in Twelve O’Clock High Noon.

the Beatles clash with zombies – **A Hard Day’s Night of the Living Dead

Jane Austen sees dead people – The Sixth Sense and Sensibility

Orphan becomes a pop star – Oliver Twist and Shout

Who really killed President Kennedy’s comedy police dog? Oliver Stone reveals all in JFK-9.

Luke travels back in time, and Padme falls in love with him instead of Anakin – The Empire Strikes Back to the Future