In the Veggie Tales religious video series for children, they usually have a segment called “Silly Songs with Larry.” These are amazing and funny and hard to get out of your head.
My daughter had this DVD when she was in high school. (These are the non-religious songs from the shows, even this old atheist was not turned off by them.) They are damn catchy. My other daughter’s boy friend sneered at them, but after watching left singing
Though the song on ‘Lord of the Beans’ is great! Inspired by Lord of the Rings, the Cucumber is singing like Presley while dressed up like an elf. At the end, he gets exposed by one of the other characters who says, “You’re no elf. You’re an elvish impersonator”.
I don’t think this is one of Larry’s silly songs, but “The Bunny Song.” Especially the background vocals:
I don’t want no pickles, I don’t want no honey
I just want a fork and a plate and a bunny
I don’t want a tissue when my nose is runny
I just want a fork and a plate and a bunny
I don’t want to play on a day that is sunny
I just want a fork and a plate and a bunny
I don’t want to tell you a joke that is funny
I just want a fork and a plate and a bunny…
My kids know all these songs by heart and sing them. A lot. Loudly.
I love ALL those songs… my personal favorite, is from the Christmas CD, (The Christmas Singalong, I think is it’s name). I dont’ even know the name, but it is about Larry, who has 3 cookies for Santa… and first a bank robber comes in, then a Viking, and finally is a member of the IRS. HILARIOUS!!!
The Pirates who don’t do anything is good one too. Jr. Asparagus is a favorite in our house. We have a tradition of listening to the Christmas CD as we travel for the holidays. Our kids are 18 and 20, and we STILL love to sing along!
Last week we had some couples over for dinner and Silly Songs came up. My wife sung the first couple of words of the chorus, and the whole table immediately joined in.
I love that song.
Another fave:
One day while he was waiting for the trolley, he had a hat. My high silk hat.
He wore it high upon his head so proudly, a beautiful hat. My high silk hat.
I honestly loved the one when Larry got pulled off, and replaced with Mr. Lunt. You know, the love song to the Cheeseburger. I also liked The Belly Button song, as it’s the closest they got to a true parody.
I love Larry’s silly songs! I was even given a larger than lifesize singing Larry toy. I had to take the batteries out after it started moving and singing without my pushing the button. My theory is, it was trying to kill me.
If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey
Even if it has a monkey kind of shape
If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey
If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey it’s an ape!
A kite has a tail! Then it’s a monkey
A comet has a tail! It’s a monkey
A bubble doesn’t… Then it’s not a monkey
If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey it’s an ape!