You were alive?
We froze to death and all died.
Every day.
I had my own room in fifth grade. Didn’t have indoor plumbing, though. . . .
Ignore.
You had an imagination? We had to pretend we could imagine a fire.
In the snow. Uphill. Both ways.
We rolled dice to determine who would be cannibalized to feed the others. It’s how I learned to cheat at dice.
“Yorkshiring” is a verb, now? Good to know.
A noun that hangs around too long in English will find itself verbed, adjectived, and sometimes adverbalized, while verbs can even find themselves being infixed with advance notice.
I think you’re an encyclopedia salesman.
Or mugged in a dark alley, then their pockets are rifled thru for loose vocabulary. 
That’s so cringe.
That’s how my family did it in the early 70s, my brother and I shared a room, while the fourth bedroom was a “guest bedroom”. But eventually my brother did move into it, I guess my parents realized they almost never had such guests, but they always had the kids.
…he said Yorkshiringly.
… In addition to being sliced, diced, cubed, filleted, skewered, and spatchcocked!
“That’s so cringe.” (Robot Arm, quotes went sideways somehow.)
I see what you did there. Well done.
And don’t forget the quote (from Calvin & Hobbes?):
“Verbing weirds nouns.”
I’ve NEVER spatchcocked anyone!
Okay, here’s one: Star Trek’s Universal Translator– does it work with household pets? Do cat owners use it to hear their cat ask “I can has cheezburger?”
If that’s the case, why didn’t the UT work for ST IV with the probe lookin for whales?