Simpsons 3/9

Ah that one too Eve. Cletus is one character I don’t get enough of.

No, Otto (take note, Eve), Cletus’s wife is named Brandine.

hrhomer, wouldn’t just plain old 69 make more sense? Or at least as much sense and without a google search required by the general population.

Plus, the blumpkin thing doesn’t seem to require the man doing anything to the woman.

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[homer] ummmmm… blumpkin pie! ahhggrhhhgg [/homer]

I hesitate to say this, but I think she’s also his sister?

(From one of the episodes where they’re at a racetrack:

Brandine: “I feel funny necking in the truck next to my parents.”
Cletus: “Now Brandine, they’s my parents too!”)

I was laughing well into the commercial break a few scenes later over this…definitely quotable material.

And the news ticker—priceless.

It was there, closer to the end. When Lisa needed a distraction to paperclip the bill to one that would pass, Homer ran into the room to provide one. He said that as the guards were dragging him away.

I heard the North Dakota line too.

Blumpkin, huh? Sounds like quite a relief.

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This was probably my favorite episode since the one where they go to Canada and Bart is in love with Ranier Wolfcastle’s daughter. The Fox News ticker was the best!