How about “knife goes in, guts come out”?
Fish: Spare my life and I will grant you three –
Bart: [guts the talking fish] Knife goes in, guts come out.
This one is my favorite…tied with a few others of course.
*Burns and Smithers walking with Yale hats & pennants after a football game…
Burns: “I don’t know why Harvard even bothers showing up…they barely even won”*
The other thousand it’s tied with are funny too.
That kind of reminds me of the comments from some Shelbyville residents:
“It seems Springfield’s got a bit of a discipline problem.”
“Yeah, that’s probably why we beat 'em in football nearly half the time!”
I am paraphrasing here- because I barely remember this one, but Homer is looking at the sky and says “I know I don’t talk to you very much, but if your listening… Save us Superman!”
In a similar vein, Reverend Lovejoy’s sermon after alien fever sweeps Springfield:
“You know, all this talk of aliens reminds me of another visitor from the heavens who came to Earth and died here, only to rise again. His name was…E.T. the extra-terrestrial. [sobs] I loved that little guy.”
And Homer talking about I forget what:
“You know, there was another guy nobody listened to at first. He was a guy with a beard and sandals and a lot of crazy ideas. What was his name? Marge, you remember, don’t you- he drove that blue van?”
Yeah but the one I really like from that episode is when Homer and Bart are sneaking the bowling balls out the the house and run right into disapproving Marge. And has to explain to her how he was still smuggling beer in the bowling balls and connecting the bowling alley to Moes.
Marge: “Homer! That’s so…clever!”
Lisa: "Mom!!!
Marge: “Lisa, I’ve know your father for 20 years and this is the cleverest thing he’s ever done.”
Barney was flying a jet-pack (he’d just escaped from a NASA training center). He bounced repeatedly off the roof of a pillow factory and landed in the street, to get run over by a marshmallow-delivery truck.
In a similar vein, Krusty once shot Luke Perry out of a cannon. Perry smashed through an acid factory and other hazards, finally coming safely to rest in a pillow warehouse, which was then imploded by a demolition crew.
And continuing down the same vein, there’s this exchange from the episode where Lisa becomes a Buddhist:
Jimbo: Hey, Simpson, I hear your sister dumped Christianity.
Bart: Who cares?
Dolph: I’ll tell you someone who cares. He’s got long hair, works as a carpenter, has a lot of crazy ideas about love and brotherhood.
Jimbo: His name’s Gunnar and he’s dating my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer.
I think it’s one of the Halloween episodes where Homer is being chased by a pack of angry dogs. He gets an idea, pulls a string of sausages out of his pack… and eats the sausages, to give him the extra energy he needs to outrun the dogs.
“All units be on the lookout for a 1939 maroon Stutz Bearcat”
Car passes, Wiggum sits up- the chase in on right?
“That was really more of a burgundy”
On the way to Itchy and Scratchy Land, Homer gets drowsy at night. Marge suggests they stop in at a hotel. Homer refuses, he wants to get to Itchy and Scratchy Land as soon as possible!
Cut to: an outside scene of the car, which falls off of a cliff and crashes. Pan over to the Simpson family, watching from the window of a hotel. Says Bart: “Glad that wasn’t us.”