Simpson's Background Jokes

From www.snpp.com:

Maggie is listed as costing $847.63, a figure once given as the amount of money required to raise a baby for one month in the US.

Cool Cher! I lived there the last year before they did the renovations… Man, that place was so old that you could see through the cracks in the walls into the room next door! Then, we came back and visited after they redid it - I was seriously jealous.

Speaking of Conan O’Brien, after Hollis I lived in Mather, myself. Where did you end up?

Johnny:

I was exiled to Radcliffe Quad. Actually, it was pretty nice and very good exercise. I lived at what was then called North House. One of the dorms there was a converted apartment building and the Masters turned a kindly blind eye to the fact that my boyfriend (now husband)and I had traded with another couple so that we could live together. We had our own kitchen and bathroom. It was pretty cool, even if not quite so historic.

Hubby and I met in Hollis the first week, but we didn’t become and item until…oh, October or so. This was in 1979, by the way. The Square has certainly changed a lot since then!

The absolute funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the show is when the camera is panning through the Earth (it might’ve been the Australia episode), and it shows the Indian Goddess in the center pulling all the switches. Just the thought of it is enough to set me off.


A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head.

I’ve made some notes of my favorite signs over the years:

Springfield Retirement Castle - where the elderly come to hide from the inevitable.

Hal Roach Apartments - Retirement living in the heart of the cemetery district.

Springfield Sperm Bank - Put your sperm in our hands.

Painless Dentistry - Formerly Painful Dentistry

Temple Beth Springfield - This Sunday - coping with Christmas

Elementary Parent/Teacher Night - Let’s share the blame.

Springfield Penetentiary - America’s fastest-growing prison.

Fort Springfield - Proud home of secret civilian mail-opening project.

Community Center - Welcome Candy Convention, room 1! Also candy-shaped rat poison convention, room 11.

Native American Ice Cream - Formerly Big Chief Crazy Cone.

US Embassy - Restroom for citizens only.

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant - As seen on 60 Minutes.

Slot Car Heaven - 1/24 the size, 3/8 the fun.

US Air Force Base - Not affiliated with US Air.