BLOODBATH & BEYOND
Master Knows All, Except Combination to Safe
Pay Park & Pay
Springfield Heights Institute of Technology.
“Happy Family” brand bourbon
You must be at least this swarthy to get in
Fisrt Church of Springfield:
No Shirt
No Shoes
No Salvation
Books! Books! And Additional Books!
Michener $1.49/lb
President of the Springfield Historical Society: “Where the dead come alive. (metaphorically)”
Springfield Historical Records – Not the Good Kind of Records, Historical Ones.
The Pet store:
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All Creatures Great And Cheap.
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On the door to the Sunday School room inside the church
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Sunday School
Est. 1 A.D.
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or
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SPRINGFIELD HISTORICAL SOCIETY
“Where the dead come alive!”
(metaphorically)
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The booklet the Dr. gave to Marge when she was pregnant of Bart:
Congratulations! You have ruined your life!
Ok, well since someone stole one of mine, 
CALL ME DELISH-MAEL
TAFFY SHOP
SPRINGFIELD CEMETARY
Come for the funerals
Stay for the pie!
I couldn’t believe that they recently showed this one, in Springfield’s Chinatown:
Toys ‘L’ Us
“VHS Village
Formerly The Beta Barn”
(?Soon to become DVD Drive-In?)
The can pry my Betamax from my cold dead hands.
“Stoner’s Pot Palace”- Otto’s Reaction? “That is blatant false advertising!” Hehe.
(from Bart writing on the blackboard)
Matt Groenig is not God
On a Las Vegas casino:
Loosest Craps in Town!
Brochure: “So You’ve Decided to Steal Cable”
The church: “This week, The Joy of Shame”
“Don’t Eat Beef. Eat Deer.”: So much said in so little space.
“50 Million Tobacco Smokers Can’t Be Wrong!” The photo beneath has a horde of smiling people with yellow teeth.
“Join the Army…and See the Opposing Army!”
And, on Krusty Brand Legal Forms: “Hey Hey! They’re Binding!”
I’m sure I’ve got this wrong, but it’s something like:
“Candy convention: Room 11
Candy-shaped poison convention: Room 1!”
“Get your ass back to eur-asia!”
Brochure: “So you’re going to die”
MONSTER MART…
Where Shopping is a Bewildering Ordeal