Springfield Elementary School
BALLET
“The ‘T’ is silent”
On-ramp to the express way that says this way to:
Oregon
Texas
Michigan
New Jersey
just to drive the “what state is Springfield in?” crowd crazy
I Can’t Believe it’s a Law Firm.
Something like…
Real Estate Exam: $50
Or best offer
The coffee shop, Java the Hut.
one of the church signs said something like this:
sat. service
sun. closed for roach spraying!
i think this is what it was actually:
MonstroMart
Where Shopping is a Baffling Ordeal
here’s another from the newspaper:
“Big Fat Man has Big Fat Heart”
Over Apu’s hotdogs: “Now with 20% less rectum”
Sh tkickers (the neon is out)
Marge: I always wanted to go to Shotkickers.
Above the entrance to the Springfield public library:
“We have books about TV!”
Either at the church or a Christian school:
“We put the fun in fundamentalist dogma”
Works on a contingency basis?
No, Money Down!
Does the independent thought alarm count?
In front of high school gym: Tonight: Ballet
Tomorrow: Closed due to gas leak
WELCOME TO
LAKE SPRINGFIELD
FORMERLY CESS HOLE 17A“In honor of the birth of our lord Jesus Christ, Try n’ Save will be open all day Christmas Day.”
Colin
The pamphlet Dr. Hibbert gives Homer after the fugu incident:
“So you’re going to die…”
A sign at the Springfield WaterPark (?):
“You Will Get Wet”
(I know this one’s real, but it still cracks me up)
Springfield Psychiatric Hospital - Beacuse You Might Not Have Bugs All Over You…
“In honor of the birth of Christ, Try N’Save will be open on Christmas day” always cracks me up.
And there was one where they were at a seafood restaurant or sumthin and the signs for the bathrooms were “Gulps” and “Blows”… I thought I was gonna bust a gut:)
We have a new winner!
The sign over Bart’s bed in the Hamlet episode: “Do it melancholy.”