Master Knows All, Except Combination to Safe
Movie marquee double bill:
Sperms of Endearment
I’ll Do Anyone
(both parodies of James L. Brooks films)
Headline of Springfield Shopper:
PARADE TO DISTRACT JOYLESS CITIZENRY
Dyslexic Association presents Chevy Chase in “Felch”.
Of course, the all-time classic:
Sneed’s Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck’s)
…just waiting for the first person to not get the Sneed’s joke. happens every time 
And if ever I’m an apocolypse survivor, I will change a church marquee to:
Today’s sermon: Homer Rocks
Pool Sharks: Where the customer is our chum!
Springfield Retirement Village
Please don’t mention the outside world
Springfield University
Est. 1977
Ask about our Latin Motto contest!
“No Pining”
Springfield Cemetary
Come for the funerals
Stay for the pie!
MONSTRO-MART: Where Shopping Is A Baffling Experience.
The episode two weekends ago had a pretty funny theatre marquee. All I can remember is “3 Fast 3 Furious” and “Breast Camp.”
–Cliffy
SPRINGFIELD CONVENTION CENTER
Candy Convention - Room 1
Candy-shaped Rat Poison Convention - Room 11
A classic: “Blood Bath and Beyond” (gun store)
Wasn’t the internet cafe called “Java the Hutt”?
Springfield Higher Institute of Technology (Apu is a graduate);
Donner’s Party Supplies–Winter Madness Sale
Native American Ice Cream (formerly “Big Chief Crazy Cone”)
Springfield Psychiatric Center–“Because there may not be bugs on you”
“Kill Bill Mahrer” was another
The others:
[ul][li]Dude Where’s My Prostate[/li][li]Michael Eisner vs. Michael Ovitz[/li][li]Kill Bill Maher[/li][li]Explosion 2[/li][li]Baby Cops 3: Tired and Cranky[/li][li]Disney’s “Stroller Rental: The Movie”[/li][/ul]
An old one:
VIDEO WORLD
formerly Beta City
Oh yeah, and the classic title of an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon -
“Scar Trek: the next Laceration”