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I Spit On Your Grave
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Parking Garage:
PAY & PARK & PAY
COME TO HOMER’S BBBQ
The extra B is for BYOBB
“What’s that extra B for?”
“That’s a typo.”
At the Reading Digest lunch thing they go do in Washington DC there’s a banner on the wall reading “Brevity is… wit”.
From today’s episode:
Bart needs to know what badgers eat. Lisa jumps on the internet and pulls up www.whatbadgerseat.com and reports that badgers eat stoats, voles and marmots.
Wasn’t it Springfield Heights? The only reason I remember that is because I was watching that episode with my dad - who says he likes the Simpsons but never really watches it and never really laughs when he watches it - when it was new and all of the sudden he started busting out laughing and said “Springfield Heights Institute of Technology!” and I was like, “Huh? Oh!” 
Start Trek XII: So Very Tired
On a sign outside a television studio (names of reality shows):
- Suckerpunch
- Mystery Injection
- Tied to a bear
I thought Apu went to “CalTech” - Calcutta Institute of Technology."
In Chinatown (can’t remember episode), there is a bar called “Yee’s Olde Inne”.
Just last Sunday on the Church sign:
Rapture Threat Level: ORANGE
Outside the church:
No shirt
No shoes
No salvation
Too many to list - Krusty’s Home Pregnancy Test {Warning: May Cause Birth Defects} but a personal favourite is the Springfield Minimum Security Prison, where the gate is ajar.
That’s from Family Guy.
Not sure I get it.
If it’s the joke I think it is then surely it should read:
“Cheed’s Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck’s)”
That’d make the ‘leap’ not quite as obtuse
Nah, it’s just changing the “eed” syllable to “uck” in the second to words.
One of my favorites from a Las Vegas casino: Loosest Craps in town!
Help a berk please - I still don’t get it.
HOLY CRAP!! You’re absolutely right! It sounds very Simpsonian though, doesn’t it? *Doesn’t it?? * :o
Sneed’s Feed and Seed, Formerly Chuck’s. So formerly it was Chuck’s Fuck and Suck.
For the record, they’re both established in the same ep… “Much Apu About Nothing.” Calcutta Tech was his undergraduate alma mater, and he graduated at the top of his class of seven million. This qualified him for posgraduate studies at Springfield Heights.
To honour the birth of our saviour, Try N’ Sav will be open Christmas Day.
Sign outside of army base: Proud home of civilian mail opening project.
Springfield Tar Pits - The Best in Tar Entertainment.
And of course, that thing about the University of Minnesota Spankalogical Protocol.
Nitpick: It’s “Where shopping is a baffling ordeal.”