Outside of the church:
We Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics.
This week’s sermon: There’s Something About the Virgin Mary
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel: 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference!
Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may have seen me in such self-help videos as: “Smoke Yourself Thin.” and “Get Confident, Stupid!”
Jebediah Springfield Park
8:00 Medfly Spraying
8:15 Sprinfield Pops
8:30 Spraying - 2nd Pass
My first thought: (headline after Marge spent the night listening to Homer’s snore):
Sleep important, experts say.
Sort of, yeah. I think a “Feltch” joke is Family Guy through and through. 
When they stayed at the beach, Homer went to buy fireworks at the convenience store. The Apu-clone owner led Homer into the room where the fireworks were kept. Two that I remember:
“Yangtse Doodle Dandy”
“Whistling Menace”
When they went to Baltimore’s Inner Harbor, one store I remember:
“Malaria Zone”
The sign at a museum:
“Truth. Knowledge. Gift shop.”
The motto at the military school Bart and Lisa attended:
“A heritage of tradition”
It’s not the verbal content, but I love the sign at the “Merry Widow” life insurance agency, where Homer went when he ate the blowfish and expected to die. It had a buzzy, two-frame-loop neon animation of a widow standing respectfully beside a grave, then leaping into the air and throwing the flowers away.
I thought in the second frame the widow was dancing on the grave and waving a stack of cash.
Springfield Standardized Testing Processing Plant
Controlling Your Destiny Since 1917
More movie marquees:
So You’ve Entered the Matrix, Charlie Brown
A Matrix Christmas Carol
the Fashions of the Christ
the Inedible Bulk
Could be – it’s been a while since I’ve seen it.
Off-topic, but I always mix that one up with the time when he needed heart surgery and was trying to buy medical insurance.
The salesman asked him if he drank: “I do enjoy a snifter of port at Christmas”.
There was also “Play more with Claymore”.
You must be at least this swarthy to get in
Marge’s coupon - “Free tattoo with every tattoo removal”.
This one was actually The Unwatchable Hulk.
VENUS BRIDAL SALON
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Marvel Comics themselves used “The Inedible Bulk” in the '60s in their self-parody Not Brand Ecch comic.
Main Headline, about Homer’s charity work: BIG FAT MAN HAS BIG FAT HEART
Secondary headline: LITTLE THIN MAN ARRESTED IN ROBBERY
Apu was first in his class of seven million at Cal Tech, then went for post-grad study under John Frink at Springfield Heights.
And of course, the M-320.
In the Apu clone’s words, “Celebrate your country’s independence by blowing up a small part of it”.
Floats seen in the Springfield gay pride parade:
The Velvet Mafia
Lesbians of the Caribbean
Church sign after a natural disaster: God Welcomes His Victims.
In an episode early this season (set two years in the future), the headline in Homer’s New Delhi Times was “Steve Barnes Opens Convenience Store.” That came a few minutes after Apu confessed to Homer that his “new dream” was escaping his wife and family and returning to India to open another convenience store.
“It was the most beautiful, most expensive train ever built - The Spruce Caboose!
Some people said it was too big to stay on the tracks. Hehe…they were right.”