Simpsons Jeopardy

What is a line from the Britcom, “Do Shut Up”?

A: This product may cause birth defects.

What is The Fantabulous Contraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel?

764-8437

Whoops, I missed it!

What is, the Krusty the Klown Home Pregnancy Test?

Q: What is Moe’s phone number?

A: Bender, Thurgood, Hank Hill, Luke Perry, Scully, Mulder and Rupert Murdoch.

uhhhh…What are some of the more obscure special guests?
:d&r: - I suck at this game!

Who were answering phones on the Fox Telethon?

** Some sort of hummingbird **

Who were manning the phones for the FOX network pledge drive?

Revenge

What is what Apu thinks he is after a 72 hour shift at the QuikieMart?

Ess-Ehm-Are-Tee or S-M-R-T

Dangit!

OK, What became of Apu after he didn’t sleep while working at the Kwik-E-Mart for several days straight?

Revenge

Arggghh!

hehe

What is an accepted reason for taking a Little Buddy in the Big Brother-esque group? (Good one!)

Moe’s TWO reasons over the years for giving Homer a free beer or waiving his bar debt.

[Alternant Response] According to Mr. Burns, what dish is best served cold?

How does Homer spell “smart” while singing his “I am so smart” song.

A: "Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?"

Alternate Answer #2

For what are Kettle Chips the perfect side dish?
Ach du lieber! Raccoons!

Here’s another:

Revenge

What is best for getting back at people (vengeance is pretty good, too)?

What are:
“Lisa asked him (on tape) to when everyone thought she had died in the giant tree” (tab waived)
and
“for being Mr. Plow”? (free beer)
When doves cry.
While I’m being nitpicky, “fries” was the Jumble answer in the comic book correctly identified by wastonwil.

What is the title of Mr. Burns Autobiography?

** Baboon! Baboon, Baboon, Baboon! **

What does Lisa call Homer after he embarrases her in from of Mr. Bergstrom?

She thought Mindy lived with “Mark”.

Close enough. It was actually when Lisa told Homer Mr. Bergstrom left and Homer said he didn’t care.