What is a Masters Degree in folk law and mythology?
Bart Junior.
av8rmike, on second thought it was Watson, not Wilson.
Or folklore.
To nitpick, it was the slogan for Watson/Tatum II (this time it’s for money). The judges rule av8rmike’s answer incorrect, and accept TJ555’s. 
A: Bart Junior is still up for grabs.
What is the name given by Bart to one of the Bolivian tree lizards he “saves”?
A: Indubitably!
What do say when a real sack of crap goes?
This is the greater danger acting as a lighting rod.
God, what does the the crow say when a real sack of crap goes?
What is a Little Miss Springfield sceptor?
Loenstein
Also- my “toilet seat” clue on page 2 was intended to be “What is the size of the steak moe was going to buy his date?” but Lenny and macaroni is perfectly acceptable.
When Marge overcomes her fear of flying, what name does she tell her psychiatrist the wind will whisper ?
** $82,000 **
What piece of NFL Films music orchestrates Fat Tony and his gang making sure Marge’s Pretzel Wagon franchise is the only food-selling operation in Springfield?
And on a related note:
boking accident
How did Principal Skinner break his fingers (or so he claims)?
$80 million
(This may be wrong…)
What is the average settlement when people sue Homer?
Pennsylvania
MaxTheVool,
No that’s not it… It’s the price of something…
What is the price of the Ranier Wolfcastle movie where stands in front of a brick wall and tells joke?
The president of Algeria sold Homer this.
My question is in response to the 80 million.
The answer should say the former president of Algeria.
$82,000 — What is the price of The Homer?
The former president of Algeria sold Homer this.
** Tj555,** you got it.
The former president of Algeria sold Homer this.
What is the Monkey Paw?
Pennsylvania
In what state is Mr. Burns’ country home?
To get back on track:
Miss Teen America
Miss Teen America — What is the title Mr. Burns won through a bribe?
Good old blewy.
** Cheeeeese! **