Simpsons quote about D&D

what’s the quote that homer says about playing D&D when he go’s back to collage?

“We played D&D for hours. Then I was slain by an elf.”

There was more to it then that, wasn’t there?

Not that I recall.

Putting The Tim 's quote into Google gave:

‘We played Dungeons & Dragons for three and a half hours. Then I was slain by an elf’

Tuco is close. The actual dialogue is as follows, with the family around the dinner table, from the episode Homer Goes to College:

Pah. What a pathetic excuse for a bunch of nerds. True nerds would have at least played Advanced Dungeons & Dragons !